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THEY PREFER BLACK GOLFS HERE innit

after 3 times you should have inspected it minutely,there must be enough paint on the thing now to hang some winter coats by the way if you are paying half decent prices then the paint should have been blended into the next panel,no iffs no buts with these modern colours as they are not as forgiving as cortina browns find another painter they are obviously hopeless with a KAPITOOL H

good sounds like a hand grenade

to add to the great post by markus as the car never had an age related plate dvla will allocate one with the correct year suffix,because the allocated one will usually be one never used before it will normally say on the v5c that this new plate is non transferable ie you cant put it on retention and say sell it if it says something cute etc

i buy all the chrome surround number plate covers they have in stock these always lift up a dull eurobox

i know i shouldnt tell you how to do the job but someone who's trying to shove an old ransid in you with a futon thrown in and a leisure battery should be giving you all the signs that the deal is a bad one for you lets be honest if it was a proper day van you wouldn't be getting even a sniff

et tu brutus so yar gunna join and give these people your wonga even though i have started a petition to get us all to boycott it

brr brrrrrrrrrrrr good afternoon bimbo car sales how can i help? customer............do you have any topless cars??????

never seen one,still if it can it needs to have someone who knows how to use it,i wouldnt want the responsibility if it later turned out to have a hairline crack reminds me of when i took an ecu into the local ecu centre as the keys had been lost but this car was started with a keypad,the guy said its £90 whether i can get the code or not and i went no thanks,why? because he could go round the back turn a hoover on for 2 minutes then come back and say computer say no...........kerching bought a s/h kit off the early days of ebay

for what its wurth the rep came to me many years ago and i looked through his cattologgy and ordered a box of bolts i needed,the bolts were like £6 and the delivery was like £10 never used them again as i now use ebay or screwfix this is how companies go because competition moves the goalposts i remember when a bic biro was a fortune in the shops that sold them then a company called staples opened and you could buy the same pens in bulk for pennies then ebay came along frightening really

typical July full of penniless dreamers in shorts i always dread august

every wheel is different so each one needs individual appraisal because if you get it wrong someone could die

its like everything else if traders all stuck together and boycotted the show then the business model would have to change or fold unfortunately whilst your fellow traders are agreeing to boycott you will find them gleefully in the background bidding thinking ha one less bidder against me so the answer is as always plough your own field and feck the others because its the only way TV would agree but he threw in the towel in my opinion as theres only so much muck a back furrow can shift

all this just takes the piss out of business to business contracts theres no way i would buy from these people

https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/www.border-cars.co.uk just bloody wow i would cry if that had been my business

br brr br brrrrrrrrrr pip car sales extrodinaair ,johnny speaking, how can i be of assistance to you?????? i bought a mazda off you last week do you remember me? yes i do how can i help? no you cant help ,im just phoning to say how delighted i am with my purchase reminds me of the Heineken room for complaints covered in dust

this is myinvoice too but desktop published,i keep adding a bit if necessary this does not affect your consumer rights the link posted up ,did noah make that invoice out,wonder theres not a disclaimer to say 3 kangaroos are not allowed

BEFORE YOU BUY ANYTHING S/H YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THE LAUNCH CRP123 AND CONSIDER IT

today

my ten penorth if i had bought that (i wouldnt) i would have taken it out of the compound as soon as i had paid for it because its one of those cars every dick wants to sit in when they can

if its cooked its head junk it if its jumped on the chain and ripped the cam out junk it thing is if it smoked before it popped its probably wrecked the cat too so the costs mount me? i would swallow the loss and try and recoup via say ebay if its a tidy car or buy a low mileage bumped thing and rip the donkey out of it the place in the link looks like a guy who trades straight looking at his feedback and i think a month warranty is personally very good when you have no idea what monkey might be fitting it just sayin............. ps dont buy anymore you might as well flagulate yourself if you really like pain because it will be cheaper

ha ha these very same people,i wonder if they come to you first or me first coz ive ad all thems

gets worse every year and yes it does cloud my judgement buying saw a car that i had sold in january in the block this week,it did £700 more than i paid in december (citroen c1)

just sold he who waits rodney weird thing is i took a depo yesterday,customer left the building and i get another call for it ive had it 3 months i day and 22 minutes so if its not selling maybe your customers arent looking at your ballpark retail figure so up it remember you can always negotiate down never up

this is why they like small engine cars though so they dont go fast and therefore they think its safer most people still dont understand black boxes either until you explain the merits but then they start putting up objections like little arthur is a lovely driver,yer............. then you see him friday night in the maccy dee car park stuffing his face and do..nuting.....