It's me

I went through the details of this tonight but unfortunately there's no way to blag a shortcut

is he dead then? lost count of all the people gone from this job someone wanted a favour the other day,I said not doing it too old, so they asked if I knew anyone, so I stopped and thought and realised they were retired or dead

I think growbag used to buy all the nasty green ones wherever I went trade vet will remember the scruffy dog unless it was tradevet

n o

price them to sell them and make enough screw what others are doing you lead,others will follow

Tyres are always nearly flat when they have this crap allegedly in them

had a bloke in this week,stopped him at the door as he had ignored the stop here wear mask signs seriously he said "it doesnt matter ive had it" WHAT ABOUT ME.......................................

its because they use proper copper wire in my opinion try soldering french wire it usually just plops off

my local petrol station,im in the minority wearing a face mask I've spent a fortune on hand cleaner sprays signage etc most customers just ignore till i put my hand up and say stand back I'm not getting any younger but I want to get older

last police car i bought would have been 88 and i can confirm it had a brand new engine just fitted,probably the day before ive listened to the pod and i can confirm that what ian says happened,i might not know him personally but the stories ive witnessed ,no way would i call him a bullshitter,with regards his calling to hmrc i can also confirm his story 100% even down to them asking you what you had for tea last night i think a competitor bubbled me because he was jealous,i had no skeletons by the way i see so many traders come and go even to this day because they think they can confetti receipts...bad move

i keep forgetting to listen to this as im quite looking forward to it thanks guys

ha,i did that with a citroen c1 3 weeks ago and it came back on a recovery truck,the sender unit was broke so it showed full all the time and ive run out of petrol in p/x zes before now showing loads of petrol when there wasnt none any so best to keep ones gob shut innit

I had a clio oo h 5 years ago with an airbag light problem,i was stuck so bought the clip and fired it into an old laptop turned out the car had been over a kerb and there was a sensor on the inner sill that was showing open circuit you would never find it without this tool as once it was swapped it needed clip to turm off the code in the ecu normal machines couldnt do this back then but probably my cpr129 might be able to

you can fill in the voa application yourself but I think you will find covid has slowed the wheels down don't pay anyone for something you can do better yourself without perjuring yourself

wouldn't it be nice if they came in said I'm a nob can you help me please "I used to do this job" is my altime classic from the nob jockeys

milk is £1.50 in local garage or £1.05 in aldi so 2 bottles a week = a saving of 50weeks approx x 90 new pence =£45 i do support my local garage in quantities of a £5 or £6 if pushed for their ultra expensive liquid gold,i tried adding it to the petrol prices in your area app but it crashed my phone

dont apply for log book whatever you do i have been waiting between 4 months and as little as 7 weeks for in trade green slip only log books dont go there or cry

I used to call them pyjamas

Fire helps

I got shouted out of the local shop because they already had 2 people in, I accept the 2 people rule but the shouting was unacceptable, I'm a firm believer in helping local business but this covid is making me reassess, the fruit and veg man is taking the piss the coop well nothing to be added and I'm not surprised it's not mandatory the staff shouldn't wear masks as they empty your wallet at the till, so I've done my best but all around seem to want to pull my pants down and make me jump through hoops to give them my money so it's back to good service good prices excellent quality and enough choice for me from aldi Don't even start me on dvla☹️

I took cash for a car yesterday and the bloke was adamant I was going to trouser it all

I like that is it a 3 seater

If you are desperate for a car you will put in a stupid proxy bid to blow everyone out of the water because you know at the end of the day there's still a lump to be made, unfortunately so one else has done the same thing or maybe a few have, there's also Internet lag too of course Do I think it's rigged? No they don't need to with 3 billion in bbl, s floating about

hey I resemble that remark

good point i know a trader who now has over 12 lemons from buying blind ive bought one to find amongst other problems it needs a screen,funny how the camera missed that one because driving it is like a slash in your eyeline