It's me

Bill shit.............next. Or bull shot even. Jeez productive text

He's advertising it for what it owes him and you want him to drop another bag of sand

Reducing prices to shoot stuff is barrow boy stuff at half three on a Saturday afternoon desperation stuff before the strawberries turn to mush....don't ask...anyway your photos are crap Hth

not even a leg measurement this forums going to pot

i love my morrisons carrier bag,must have had it 10 years thinking of upgrading to marks and spencers but not sure if the bag for life is good value long term

i will have you know i look very manly in my suzuki cappuccino me mam says......................

as mae west used to say theres no point in having the tool if you aint gunna use it

hopefully i have the grand permission of lawgistics...........grovel grovel.......... http://www.lawgistics.co.uk/read-news/1447#sthash.tjUvmdrc.dpbs

hi ive looked all over for my adverts on autotrader too and i cant find any hang on i don't use them

Stop/ buying problems then Remember a proper mechanic is always busy so as Obama said get to the back of the queue Also do you want to pay the proper hourly rate? Not knocking just say in...........I dont

My advice would be to stay away from the car put your buffer down and put your hands in your pocket Why? Because fresh paint is still soft and takes ages after to be hard a novice will cause friction burns. Your painter should be the one to remove swirl marks or a good valeter Get a buffer but practise on a shitter

False auctioneer bids? Don't think you've mentioned that before

I even managed to walk round aldi without a moan Everyone seems to be on holiday Is it wakes week?

yes what OP needs to do now is get advice from solicitor and if all in order make statement under oath to police that car was driven without his permission if this isnt done a summons will be coming quick for IN12 SO TO SUMMARISE LEGAL ADVICE FIRST THEN nail this lying person before you get nailed

hi AW Motorgroup and welcome as a new member ive made a spreadsheet for inside leg measurements can you please forward yours at the earliest convenience so i can get my spreadsheet duly sorted

how do we know you are not really fatboy slim inside leg measurement required immediately or the forum police will hound you

see a lawyer quick (one who deals in motor law not quickie divorces)

dont touch it many insurers wont quote on a cat b so they are often run on trade insurance if insurer was an abi member the policy was that cat b couldnt be put on road but it was down to insurer to confirm buyer ie breaker sent in photos to prove shell crushed after parts removed,if you failed to comply the insurer would ban you from further purchases ,some auction sites used to cut the chassis numbers out and put large cuts in the roof too prior to sale unfortunately dvla couldnt refuse to issue a log book once vehicle had a vehicle identity check this loophole was shut when vic abandoned and all members of abi agreed these cars couldnt go back on the road so govt didnt legislate this is why new s and n categories of damage came out so as to make it easier ho ho..............why ho ho because cars like these range rovers now often get sold with a clear title even though they are well damaged as insurer gets more at salvage auction for them

fair enough

update the local tyre depot have removed the tyre from the rim and report that there is a nail in the tread i have now reported this to the local constabulary as a crime,someone obviously is out to get me there is no way that nail didn't get there without some help

in other news my pet dodo just advised me not to bid on a fiesta i was interested in

dont know who these fellers are but i would imagine it would be trading standards who advised them that they should take it out if that is the case citing reducing customer rights who would put that anyway its just asking for a bust from the men andgirls with lanyards flying in the wind hb2's at the ready

i say yes three later in the week,give me your number and i will call when they arrive,you can have first pickings guess they are still waiting for that call.............

tony can i suggest you keep photos of all cars advertised? they dont take up much room if you have a computer i just date them to the month and year they are advertised i know its a pain but i started a few months back of screen shotting my adverts once car sold so i have a full true record of what was in the advert,i use an old samsung ml printer black and white for this purpose and i can get over a 1000 sheets out of it for less than £10 these i attache to my paper copy of each invoice plus paper copy of pdi plus warranty copy etc etc,i know its a lot of work and paper but i just store it all in my cellar these days paperwork is king i thiunk ive said before i had the same as you years ago buyer came up took a car next thing my own cars plates were in a cloning in chelsea london another accident it must be non stop for insurers on a funny note i swapped some plates the other day and got the reg wrong,i reused them one way unstealable screws so its gouing to be fun taking them off ...again........ good luck with your progress by the way