David Horgan

Haha thats funny The good news is you can have it for £200 a month with the deposit

Got this offer just come in via email Hi its Colin here I can make you an offer of £9,200 ? My question guys and girls is how would you answer ?????????????? I know its a waste of time answering but its raining here cats n dogs and I'm bored . When I'm bored I might be very rude to Colin or at least immensely sarcastic

Now that's a thicko for sure , wow whole new level of thick he is Take his money and send him one in doom green 2 yrs older What a plonker

That part made take a sharp breathe Martin Work for your self and you only work half a day Just choose which 12 hour shift you are going to do . Think I'm joking ? you will see Good luck and all the best with it . Selling from Commercial premises brings an entirely different set of people Martin , but remember you only need One customer per car , Have fun and the rest will develop as you see fit

Just remember Finance will not sell itself , its not the magic tree to expensive cars , A lot of work and expense plus a world of knowledge is required to work the finance money tree . Just getting the rates to sell out will be your biggest problem , low rates come to those who sell more cars , to sell more cars and prove finance sales you need the low rates in the first place round a bouts plus dizzy pills to work that out catch 22 all the way . taken me a while eg years lol to sort it out , but when you get there and learn to sell it it can be a great source of income and fast sales , just a slow job sorting it out and moving finance firms . Tip get your self a broker first .

EML wont be the DSG Notice , Might stand a chance with the EML , see what the RAC man says when he comes to see it . They have strict money levels now to work too , have to phone a friend if its more money . We have had a claim for a battery , £150 limit since the RAC took over . Only because i caused a stir that we got the battery price paid for , well RAC man actually put a new one on . Good luck

DSG Selector under Lever , they can just come on , Switch it off and test drive it , Wont be covered at BCA either so don't hold your breathe . Car still drives forwards and backwards you have lost that argument

Just see that coming cant you in this daft dopey world of PC fools . Covid safe Turkeys , only feeds 4 and two kids

Only 3 months and you remind me To think, " I used to like you "

Well if its still here at Christmas We are having a funeral for the Turkey Then inviting 30 people to attend

Police don't get Covid Only got to look in a police car , No Masks

It will come to you , dont panic , just have to imagine every day is a school day I've been selling for best part or 50 yrs Salt and its always fun in my head , Customers change but their questions and expectations don't , Just learn to tell the truth and be firm , Don't let them rip your heart out , because they will have a go , no morals in the buying public , most rude set of people on earth , but you will learn the retorts that shoot them down , I do actually get off on dealing with the public though , one big competition and I don't lose Stick at it you will be fine

But we don't buy seats here pal . think your on the wrong site LOL WE sell cars

Yes salt the system of the green slip works twice for sure and more too . . Only thing is , you wont get any tax back if the cars in trade . Let two payments go out if you pay DD as they will switch your account off if you abuse it .

NO end of , buy mr might be a scammer

Same notice here , DONT BUY ASDA FUEL , ITS RUBBISH , same as Sainsbury and Morrison's fuel "rubbish " I've got a highly modified Bike and it wont get out the forecourt on Morrison's petrol , pops and farts bangs and splutters it does . Got a guy comes for service with an L200 , he does moon miles per year , so 2 maybe 3 times a year its in for service , New Fuel filter every time as its blocked , Because the firm he works for has a Morrison's fuel account . found fuel rail issues once and it was the filter . Another Hyundia i10 customer took her car to ASDA from us EML light on as it left the place , she bought it back , we checked it out turned the light off told her to fill it up with Shell or BP round the corner and it was fine afterwards never a problem since . . There will be stories the other way I know , but I wont go near them .

Very generous I did work out how much it costs to fuel cars with £15 in every one , and its eye watering , its actually a wage on the number of cars we sell per month . No one appreciates it either to be honest do they , put a tenner in and they want twenty , put twenty in and they want it full up . Cant win Same with buying warranties , Just money spent in a drain in my view

My weirdo sister in law had a kangoo thing , kept locking her IN the bloody car LOL couldn't get her out , I always blessed the car as was the best place for her We never did find the problem , must admit to not looking very hard though , we howled whenever it happened as the silly thing wouldn't start either lol even better , stuck in the car and cant move it either .

Offering 22% of wages somehow on paye Self Employed can claim 22% of last 3 months profits to a max of £1850 i think it said . Not actually worth the paper work time this is it .

Handing out more money today aren't they .?

Surely both you and he needs proof or this will just turn into one big I'm having two weeks off boss .

Seems a little daft this time round . Work together , go to the pub till 10pm But its illegal to have my 90 yr old mum round for dinner twice a week . Work with my son and daughter but cant see them at their home . Sons building a wall so I'm the builder apparently .

Think I have the same one Tony HAHA not thought of that idea

Looks like we've got to wear the Bl@@dy things now too . 6 Months its just said Might have to move OUTSIDE I think . Any thoughts Ladies and Gents ?

Well today has been a day of ! Duya swap cars mate ? Seriously I've had 4 enquires today wanting to swap bl@@dy cars . ! ;; Jus bort this car mate two weeks agu n dunt like the colour wudya swap it for the ST u ave . NO 2::PX to clear Smart Car , Lady asks will i swap her 73,000 mile KA because it wont pass the MOT in a week , Actually done 113,000 miles and she tried blowing me out of the water telling me she knew better . LADY ITS a NO 3::Got a Mondeo would you consider swapping for that SEAT , No My friend its 4 yrs older than the SEAT , Ok just asking cos I haven't got any money , Hahah NO 4 :: Hi Pal seen the car you have for sale , I've got 3 cars so would swap you , ME ; But your cars are a 53 plate mini , 52 Plate Astra , and an 11plate 178,000 Skoda estate , and you want the SEAT Cupra on a 16 plate , Yes Pal are you up for a deal then , NOT without a £15,295 debit card as well my friend . So that was a NO I've even looked at some sites thinking I'm part of a swap club somewhere LOL