It's me

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  1. im not a fan of those code readers where the sales representatives think they are doing you a favour selling you finance at 10 bob a week get you on the hook
  2. or do the same to the car they are collecting and watch their faces take the spare wheel or gunge as well
  3. i would just love some tyre kickers to just well kick some tyres ive only got a magpie for company
  4. yes this its been building up now this past 3 years but even cars that look clean arent when you look properly people arent even having oil changes now, the filters on some look years old and very rusty it used to be bald tyres and a scuff now its deep clean /deep service
  5. digital is much easier just sayin..............
  6. nobody seems to have access to cash anymore this is the problem if she blows you can have a pitch full of anything but if they aint got the cash and the credit taps is off then its the old manage with what you have till its repossessed
  7. this is why i wont buy one as ive seen dip heads back probing and i just go ooooh you dont wanna do it like that but they still continue so i leave them to it i like a 501 bulb on a bit of wire if doing simple paralmpic drains
  8. i saw one of my old girlfriends the other day she was just like an old cortina all the trim bits had dropped down and she had a saggy bottom now thats a classic
  9. i hate my voice unfortunately i always wanted to be a dj because it was always a fanny magnet job anyway what if i do a video with say a voice changer to the darth vader would it put people off i wonder
  10. i think this is spot on and all good to nick
  11. i believe purrgot were the first to introduce canbus we now reap the rewards of cable saving............not
  12. thanks just been on ebay and bought a new tin hat wifes not happy ive bought a 1000 tins of baked beans mind for the cellar
  13. breaking................. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45831150
  14. first customer today and they want to do a deal with their unsaleable car and i give them money how does that work? i thought quantative easing was a government job
  15. my policy states over 21 years of age remember you must accompany them on test drives the paperwork routine often gets rid of freeloaders never offer a test drive until they look or are indeed committed by deposit to a test drive its not a requirement you give them its a sales opportunity for you to close the deal how are you doing by the way?
  16. if you fit customer parts then you have to warrant them most garages will not fit customer parts because of any legal implications if parts fail plus they lose 15% mark up min best advice is if they want to bring it back let them and get your mechanic to chamfer the edge of the pads and possibly fit a new anti rattle kit
  17. so to summarise #its been clocked #its been doing driving school lessons it was an uber for 2 weeks sorry nick im out
  18. never liked them used to see them coming down the chute at 3 years old and thinking what a boring car i have this vision they were all in wulsborg silver too? kids can get cheapo classic insurance on these so it will possibly will sell but to me i would be looking and chancing 2g
  19. its the oldest trick in the book trader buys car off dealer /owner clocks it sells it at another auction they normally use a blunt instrument on the service book though so tell us what you have found out rather than half guessing was this an assured seller you bought it off next time keep your hands in your pocket on dodgy mileages because you will bust a gut selling them
  20. first thing is put a good battery on its so easy to blow modules if jump starting cars particularly fords as they are smart charge basically its a no no you will do 100 and get away with it but 101 goes with a puff see https://www.fordownersclub.com/forums/topic/64988-jump-sarting-vehicle-using-jump-leads/ this ones better theres lots of words but words save pounds http://www.bba-reman.com/forums/Topic56772.aspx
  21. you can ring the mot stations up and query it but it seems a straight case of clocking to increase trade in price this is why i always check dvsa before i bid,i have one here where its clearly an error by mot station 5 years ago but it will be shown to a purchaser put on their receipt and made to sign that they have seen the anomaly someone posted this site up a few weeks back its cracking to get quick up to date info https://caranalytics.co.uk
  22. you will be old one day young man and ill kick your stick away
  23. its only three hours away you do make up poor excuses you do and he isnt selling boats as theres no docks in stamford just a big statue of some dead geezer