It's me

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  1. oh yes i was going to cut it off but someone advised i was damaging govt property so never did ive painted mine up a few times over the years that old lead paint on the originals sure tasted tangy when making my brush pointy
  2. hi mark are you sure you arent trying to cure the sympton rather than the fault?
  3. dont offer a warranty unless asked ,then as said if you want then give them a lawgistics warranty they've gone up though ive just looked better blow the dust off mine then
  4. maybe your john bull printing effort saying ees insured innit didnt cut the mustard in swannzeeee
  5. ha ha worzel gummidge at brighouse
  6. i would say it is a very niche car indeed as rory says they need subtle customising but doing this may rob a customer who wants just factory one so he can give it the lights and spoilers tweak i would consider whether your location for selling this is an assert or a ball breaker
  7. just for the record house conveyancing has nothing to do with being a real solicitor they are just paper shufflers
  8. if you specialise and problems like this come up often then its prudent to order off ebay or aliexpress and wait for the slow boat to arrive maplins went bust because they overcharged i used to live in their shop when they first opened it was better than a sweet shop ,now i have to buy my junk on the internet again (gadgets)
  9. your man sounds very clever you are lucky i suggest if he doesnt object you record every word he tells you and transcribe it you cant buy experience remember
  10. as said pay because it will only go up but put that you are paying whilst in dispute first thing is use freedom of information to dvla it will cost to see what details theyhave on this car you may then need a solicitor due to gdpr to go through the former keepers to see where the car has been theres a dealer close to me who thinks hes clever showing front pages of log books in his adverts with the id number have you ever done this?
  11. so long as it is not a Gillette blade
  12. there are certain sites out there that harvest information and use it against you no names so why proxy bid unless you have to on one site i use i trot proxy bids up to what i think will bust there egos and then drop out.did it today i hope it bled them
  13. i just have a new windowscreeny fitted so much less hassle than doing that manual worky thing james is superb here his martinis are to die for too anyway toodle pips......................
  14. ive just screwed 12 cans down to £2.42 a can so going overboard this month with da spray
  15. have you ever glued any mats down though on holed carpets
  16. i dont believe this plus contract is with the purchaser who paid and the person that it was signed to for dvla records presumably your jailed man? i have this from a judge of course if they are all drug dealers as they like golfs then it may be wise to bail out because as said the world is full of nutters these days and the 101 telephone number is never picked up when ive ever tried to report low crime
  17. maybe because you get noddy with the big hat and bother boots to sort them out?
  18. i have just gone round a car with my pointy paint brush doing a door shut ,you never finish minting a car till its sold its laziness to have 4 customers but only 2 like your standard i have a reputation for mint cars,it was a long battle to get that status but its the first words that come out of customer referals mouth and i love it,if i have what they want its sold so why break the mould
  19. i would report this to be honest even if you only flag it up with say autotrader i see it as unfair advertising makes no difference if its b2b they are trying to lift your leg
  20. walk up to each car in turn with your arms folded (as if you were the lady of the house sick of looking at cars with your husband and wishes he kept the stinky one he has already) and walk round and round the car,do the same inside then under the bonnet,can you fault it,it is quite acceptable at this stage to use your foot to point as customers invariably do would you buy it? if not then mint again my motto is if someone walks having made the journey ive failed dont have walkers a vehicle can never be over cleen i use the double mint it approach if you dont like getting your finger nails dirty get some illegals to do the dirty work for you for the price of some belly pork then do the double minting yourself see easy goodas luckas
  21. nooooooooooooooooooo not more applausi advertisers
  22. the valeting on the mini looks superior to the other 2 have you done something different in between