It's me

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  1. hi epv youve forgotten the most important thing they have found a unit within 5 mins big enough and only £21.97 a day units like this are gold dust, so sometimes you have to go with your gut wallet
  2. send it signed for dont forget to put a photocopy of your insurance in facsimile it by pouring old tea on it so the good ole boys in the valleys cant use it to fool plod on a dark night
  3. for whats its worth a customer of mine had a bottom arm fitted on a mk3 fiesta (remember them?) anyway it was a main agent and they failed to put the correct arm on there were two types she got 300 yards the arm came out damaged the wing and blocked the road as car sat 3 wheels on its arse , she got her legals on it and to keep it out of the papers they gave her a brand new car,this one was over 3 years old
  4. Hey i wrote those near exact words and deleted them have you got the secret camera on me and the latest milf
  5. find a local garage thats independent always busy and definately NOT in some scheme saying how good they are coz they bought the diploma and they can clean your oil too
  6. Well i would do it slightly differently i would fire up my trusty printer and print off as many official copy sheets as i needed that shows you are not trading illegally and personally post one in every letter box you feel necessary do NOT go near this councillor hes an arse hole and people like these would love you to go talk to him because next thing you will get a copper at your door saying theres been a complaint of harassment dont believe me? one of my customers got exactly this and her solicitor had even written down exactly how she was to proceed prior to meeting a similar sort woodentops arent much use these days unfortunately
  7. thing is everything is done as cheap as possible ive always argued you cant get a worse environment than a working car apart from the titanic of course but even that had stiffcats
  8. the electorol role via 192192 might be a good place to start finding if this bloke has a static address no milf was hurt in this posting all names and animals were safeguarded under the # save theworld good luck ecj keep going at it,i feel your pain
  9. It's me

    Hello

    i cant imagine a worse time since julius caesar put the cart tax up by 3 groats to start a s/h car business pre brexit when diesel is dead and anything with half a chance of making a doughnut is doing whizzo money is madness so i wish you well but watch those auctions,they aint anyones friends other than the plc big hitters
  10. lx was the best model in red with the factory grey bottom half and the boot spoiler they looked the bollocks
  11. will they do that? they normally wont they can charge up to £10 only according to ico but the govt site is like useless these days
  12. to be fair its a bit more complicated than just undoing the zip to do it right remove seat carefully undo zips (they split easy) remove all backing foam find where wires go from confirm mechanism weorks fit wires sometimes a modification could be done to the wires with a bit of cheeseblock i reckon its a 3 hour job at 80 an hour might be cheaper to find another seat kick mot man up bumsy for not bringing this to your attention when seatbelt checking
  13. has seller been locked up yet no milf in the nick you know
  14. my autosmart man showed me that cheap polish is filled up and bulked with chalk most very expensive polished have carnubia in them? it all comes down to cost .what you want/need to spend x time most cars need a right good tfr-ing and then finish off stuff like plastics /tyres on the outside with anything that works interior you cant beat a steam cleaner
  15. I think it has more to do with carlos ghosn and nissan japan than we will never know,frankly without him i think they are doomed as they were 20 years ago
  16. didnt vw invent glow worm module relays to get emissions down? oh not it wasnt them they used other means
  17. new plates always bonny up a motor anyway put the old ones in the boot and customers think they are getting a bonus too plus less rubbish in your trash bin i asked a seller on ebay if he could supply me some plates without giving him log book details as i am a registered supplier logged at dvla and he refused so im back to the local factor never liked my name on plates or window stickers or key fobs,customers only use them when they have a problem even years later
  18. i once put in an advert for a hyundai atoz ideal for a toff as you can wear your top hat with lots of head room to spare sold it to an old dear mind............
  19. whoooha ive got me ermojins back horobins
  20. yep as michael caine said in alfi You know what? When I look back on my little life and the birds I've known, and think of all the things they've done for me and the little I've done for them, you'd think I've had the best of it along the line. But what have I got out of it? I've got a bob or two, some decent clothes, a car, I've got me health back and I ain't attached. But I ain't got me peace of mind - and if you ain't got that, you ain't got nothing. I dunno. It seems to me if they ain't got you one way they've got you another. So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself - what's it all about? Know what I mean?
  21. these people now how much tax it i and as said dd solves this these days,o course if i cam to see you to buy it i would go off on a govt rant but no casual racism ,,,,,,,,,,,,, (smilies not working here comp falty?)
  22. now i know its definitely that switch box as it looks the same nearly as a peugeot 207 and they are proper crap too