It's me

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  1. to mrv never heard of a belt go on them though to dave what the old 2.3 slant vauxhall where all the teeth turned into fibreglass mesh
  2. remember that video i sent you the other week where dealer had disconnected the comfort module ,maybe its a similar problem but just a different module they mugged out
  3. so what you do is look at the car guestimate what smart costs it requires look at the mileage work out that at 9 year old and or 100,000 that it will be easier to do it and cost that up and bid accordingly or bid low and in your advert mention its less than other dealers but will require a timing belt in the next year or buy it sell it the jobs getting hard and stash the cash in the china chicken on the kitchen table
  4. ive just been outside and theres a skyline for free,no parts needed
  5. in your dreams,you just want me to say show waddy waddy
  6. i get a new driver every time they deliver how many have they got
  7. i havent got a car that would make it to farm something is there a band? i likes bands
  8. if it drove all good and smooth then no matter what year i would retail it somethings telling me they had problems and a certain part was removed in the drivetrain though? am i dreaming this?
  9. somebodies stolen 2 doors off it,find them put them back on and it will fly away dont forget if you ever want to see the back of a car just spin it round in its parking space
  10. maybe because they know that if a trader is door knocking and buying cars under 3 years old its a trade to trade business so if all these cars have had a haircut its harder to reject /take civil action plus who are you ? you could be selling cloned cars would i buy of a third party if i was wbac nap
  11. just remember nothings sold till your holding the folding i assume you are now going to take it on a long drive to see if it poops its pants or a brake seizes up ,would be madness not to oh and well done dont buy another
  12. and the checklist from say autorader and then they start ticking the boxes havent had a checklist charlie for ages bladdy great news
  13. problem with going in deep at little cost other than karma is it often comes back to bite you today customer booked in for an mot and service she says only done low miles so doesnt need service just mot so im stuck taking a car for an mot and that doesnt pay the bills and its not how i work,customers who purchase off me buy the complete service/mot package or i dont entertain im not a charity she slipped through the net but this car wont be getting an mot only next year at my gaff
  14. no one likes to think you are making a profit out of them its the british way but t if they dont mind you putting bread on the table they are always a pleasure to deal with
  15. hi have a look round the car i will just find the keys for you and see you in a minute go in your office watch the body language on your cctv for time needed to let them be happy and relaxed and more importantly their body language says they are genuinly interested come out with the keys............... be jolly control the sale never leave keys in cars/with customers as they put them in their pockets by accident and foxtrot oscar if not careful
  16. 4 times is 2 too many teachers i call them.................