Dave2302

Ask him exactly what drugs he is on ???????????????? Seriously, tho, just ignore the tit for now, and see whether you get anything that remotely resembles official paperwork, if you get any more stupid Letters / Emails / Texts ignore him, or do as Jack Regan suggested, but I'd prefer a Baseball Bat over a Stick You have done what you need to, you have requested return of the vehicle for inspection............... Do no more HTH

+1 You can't take it with you when you go tits up !! And I'm buggered if I'm leaving it all here for everyone to argue over I bet if I carked it next week all the idiots in my family will be fighting over the house and the "new" (2017) MB, yet there is more money sat in the 2 tool boxes and the shelves in the workshop

It's all about QC and lottery ........................ He may well have got the good 1 out of a hundred + units

Benji, you should read my comments in bangernomics lol

Out of fuel ?????????????????

/\ /\ /\ Like, get it gone

FFS Sort it out How complicated can it be, just imagine 3 Briggs and Strattons joined together It's minus one "Bang" is it getting Juice, is it Sucking, is it Squeezing, is it Blowing, is it Sparking ...................... Jesus, even Benji's bird in the Matalan Frock down the "Dog and Duck Karaoke" can get Juice, Suck, Squeeze, Bang and Blow, and all in the same 10 minutes And she didn't drop her Kebab & Chips

Classic

LOL, how does the song go ..................... "Saturday night's drunken dreams on the Dog an Duck Karaoke machine" ....................... WOOF !! I'll bet that looked a right mess by closing time

If it owes you nothing EBay it, brutal ad SOR, with a £100 start and let some tit bid stupid on it. I agree with the above comments, a shitter SOR'd at £1500 will be interpreted as manipulating SOR Rules if it all goes Pete Tong

Me to ..................... Brazilian ???????

What does it owe you, something like that I'd have thrashed them and nicked it, if I do sell that sort of thing SOR I just stick a ton or 2 on top depending exactly what it is. Make sure your Invoice clearly states that it is Spares / Repairs, and absolutely nothing is implied or given !!

In our office we had a Red Bush, we even got her her own tea bags

NO NO NO !! Do not mention refunds, just write exactly this :- The more you write to these c*nts the more cards you disclose which then they turn into ammo ................... "But you said" etc etc. Short and sweet !!

LOL, In actual fact MB Star does exactly that, "Guided Testing", you click on the fault code and it walks you through what the problem could be in order of probability I'm not aware of any other Diagnostic Machines at Dealer Level that do this, JLR comes close with it's SDD Program, (Symptom Driven Diagnostics), but like their Vehicles, it ain't a patch on the MB products

101% knob, (the mechanic)

Absolutely this /\ /\ /\ Don't take his shit, send letter recorded delivery and 1st class post copy and do not even speak to him again, unless he want's an appointment for when he can return HIS vehicle for you to inspect

A rather large 600 odd mile corner I'll single handedly rebuild the fuckin' wall if need be

Fuuuuuuuuuuuckin' 'ell

Yes, used to be able to do that, but not so nowadays on many CAN Bus Clusters Oh, and by the way, to OP, make sure they aren't putting objects that weigh more than a feather on the front passenger seat, that can cause occupancy errors when there isn't really a fault Do Not ask me how we found that out after months of whinging !!

Seat Occupancy Mat will be my guess, just buy an Emulator off Fleabay and fit it, well out of sight up under the seat Or pay a trimmer to strip the seat and change the faulty mat

The Beer Fridge is right next to the Tub, the Gals are usually on the Wine

Exactly, no track record = landlord is gonna err on the side of caution and that means big deposit, big contract. I'll bet you any of us here who have been in business in UK for many years would get 1 months Depo and 3yr lease with break clauses and right to renew !! In fact I'd go even further than that, any of us who have been in business successfully for years will actually be freehold by now, = minimum overheads

LOL, if only I had an edit button I'm sure ya' all know what I meant