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OK, Starter Relay off the table then....................... But it should still start even if it thinks its in N when in P, on some Cars I've seen Snap On only report "Neutral" when in "Park or Neutral" and only Report "Drive" when in Rev, Drive, 4,3,2,1, etc etc What does Data say as you move through the Selector Positions ? I'd want to be 100% Certain on that Selector Position Sensor, especially if it turns out to be an £800 part, as some are Can you see any "Start Enable" on the Data in Engine ECU or similar to confirm or refute ? Is this Jeep one of the VW Based "bastards" ? They can be a real headache, don't ask me how I found that out recently HTH
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/\ /\ /\ +1 BTW I spent most of my life in Kent successfully running a medium sized and well respected Transmission business within the Motor Trade ........................... The Customers mostly all became scammers or screamers, they all want champagne for lemonade money and the competition can all do it cheaper, until it goes tits up !! That's partly why I fucked off out of the "Rat Race" eventually Whatever you choose to do I wish you all the luck in the world
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I was going to say it may well be starter relay, and that was before I watched the video, now I'm almost certain
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Who pays for the collision during the test drive?
Dave2302 replied to Lucas's topic in General Dealer Chat
Errrrm, I can think of a million reasons I'd not let a billy out in one of my Cars on his own, on my Insurance aaaaaand especially with my Trade Plates on Sounds like a huge FUBAR waiting to happen -
/\ /\ /\ LIKE Some of my old girlfriends bark Especially the "Dial a Shags" that I had on the go when I lived on my own after the Divorce, that was 16 years ago, when the rules were simple ............... A Chinese or a Curry then back to hers / mine and then Coffee and "see ya" in the morning
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Now that is a classic
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+1 definitely, nowadays even MB are outsourcing to the Chiyaneeeeeseeeees You don't do many MB's then Mind, every controller I've had go down on an MB has usually been either water ingress, or some inept poking around with a power probe !!
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Yep, 110% Classic Car it will never be, it isn't a GTI Like nick said it was probably the worst Golf in history
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Where I am no one would want it
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Result Nick
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Hi tell your mechanic I said he's a twat !! First Code is most likely due to the Battery Voltage being low, 2nd code, Air Flow Meter has probably shat itself when you jumped it, .................... Ohms Law, as Voltage goes down Amps Go up, so if the Air Flow Meter was slightly dodgy, the little heater wire probably went poof !! Clear the codes and see what comes back !! HTH Me too !! If a so called Mechanic doesn't know what's wrong, "Its your ECU mate" !! I reckon the Colleges teach that these days There ya go MAF code was also due to low V
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£100 with full MOT Seriously, I'd fleabay auction it, 10 day jobbie, £100 start and no reserve, some PH tosser will pay stooooooooooooopid money for that
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NOooooooooooooooooooooooo !!
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Coffee / Screen BIG LIKE, Mind, PH also stands for Porn Hub, perhaps they go in hand .............. If you get my drift Why haven't we got a "Tosser" Icon, I've only just noticed it's not there
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But by the looks of it Borat Dick signed up to PH too, just to tell them all about the nasty dodgy Car Dealers ......................... How sad is that
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No, AD, you got a backhanded compliment
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Pissed myself when I read that on PH, what a very sad boy, sat in mommies basement wondering where to go warrioring next Jeez, is 'warrioring' even a word You can tell I'm bored /\ /\ /\ (2 above), I'm painting a Wing and Side Skirt Iridium Silver to put on Mels C Class, from it's ditch incident in January Ice lol, I've only had the Panels for 9 months, got fed up with tripping over them now
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LOLOL "Borat is a wanker, Borat is a wanker ................ repeat"
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LIKE Yeah, +1 not really much point ????????????????
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Also, but probably don't apply here, Cam Sensor on many Engines is what synch's it to fire up, then Crank Sensor Takes over, Hyundai Santa Fe recently was a bastartd to start 4 - 7 goes, then it would run fine until switched off ............Repeat That was a Cam Sensor ................... If it's a Billys Car I now change both at the same time, because it avoids the "since you did my car" calls !!
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Ha ha ha ha All my Computers are on one network, and we do a lot of TV streaming in the house, and yes that is why we now get the pop ups, even pop up blocker doesn't work, this is how streaming sites make their money So yeah Sparky, I believe ya And yeah, Telford Tara always pops up when mel walks in my office, then I get the WTF are you doing on there treatment lol
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/\ /\ /\ +1 And Manual "Coggers" Oh, and ECU / ABS / Electronics Fixer Uppers Oh soooooooo many Cowboys in this game, and the trouble is you simply don't know that until you have a problem, that's when you realise what a shower of shit they really are !!