Dave2302

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  1. Covid Zombie Apocalyse, all these firms have gone barking fuckin mad, from the crap you guys are describing, to just, well, a piss poor service @umesh Jepsons Plates, bejayzus, don't recall seeing one of them on a Car for decades, glad to hear they still going
  2. I used to own a Transmission Firm .................. If you can get a good used box, just go that route Make sure it is an identical model etc
  3. That'll work, until you get a keen fucker and go to court, at which point you'll be facing jail on a perverting the course of justice charge ................... The beaks take a very dim view of that, I know many who got done back in my Biker years, the trick would be to put a plate on with just 1 digit different, "Oh dear me I honestly hadn't noticed that .... The guy who made the plates musta made an error occifer" Personally, I just prefer an easy life these days, I just use my TP's correctly
  4. Good on her, these wankers are useless ......................... I have issues atm with them, our village is a 40 mph limit, and every bloody day, more so Saturday and Sunday there are post Covid lockdown zombies coming through here in droves, most are over 60mph, and the bikes, well they are at least into 3 figures. So far 3 pets killed, including one of mine, a fuckin Volvo on top of an E Class through my neighbours wall, and a few years back there were fatalities. We all have pets and children / grandchildren, it's gonna happen one day, I got threatened by a Biker the other day, which even though I'm 58 yrs old was a very very bad move on his part ............. After he had picked himself and his bike off the floor, he fired it up and fucked off narrowly missed getting hit by a Camper van I ran his number plate afterwards, yeah, he was on a 1000cc Blue Yam, plate came back as 1998 Red 50cc Honda,no tax and no VOSA MOT cert ever, meaning it had been scrapped before it's first test !! Took 2 days to get hold of the Cops, in the end I used 999 because they wouldn't answer any other numbers, did they do anything at all ????????????? DID THEY FUCK Myself and another local garage have a plan, currently collecting a few scrappers then we gonna abandon' em in the middle of the fuckin road at peak times Sat and Sunday, that'll get noticed, only we will know fuck all about it
  5. AFAIK they have to be on your Trade Policy MID, they do according to my Insurers, otherwise you will flag an ANPR, and potentially could get a Car impounded if you get an arsey Cop
  6. Thank you to all who have shared and / or contributed, as they say, every little helps. Sharing, (and Donations however small), is the most important important thing I'm sad to say that it seems to have stalled right now, but I fully intend to keep it running until she reaches a conclusion with this. So far with everyone's contributions, many from guys I've never actually met, we have £500 in the Fund Raiser and I have another £500 which is from myself and some other businesses who I deal with, and have been good enough to come on board, we will be sponsoring her with a fixed amount each per month now, in order to reduce that Capital Sum The lady is in awe, she wants me to pass on her heartfelt thanks to everyone who has so far donated and shared I am taking her to see my Accountant, I spoke with him last week and he thinks he may have found a loophole where he can get an extension on her existing mortgage of 2 years, so if he can it means the D Day will then be April 2023, which will mean there is a whole lot more time and a much better chance of getting to the target. Once again, thank you all, and my final comment for now is to quote the old saying ..................... "You really do find out who are true friends in times of crisis" https://www.gofundme.com/f/local-lady-with-io-mortgage-due-past-retiementage?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cf share-flow-1&fbclid=IwAR1pO5CUqoA7H5iKQdenrlAkdyI5iWHjAu1Cg_jcJO5-oV0Te2NCOjrl58k
  7. The lady is an absolute diamond, has and still does care work for old folks as well as a full time job, she does not get paid for the care work. Myself and another local guy have explored a lot of avenues, if anyone knows of a reputable company or person who does this kinda thing then please put me onto them. If her selling is the only option next April then so be it, but right now we are trying to save the 120k + equity she has in it so when she dies her kids at least get something. We have discussed a bunch of options, I know she would, (nearer "D day" which is April 2021), go for a reasonable deal where she lives in it until death, she is realistic, but also proud, a little stubborn and her children, (adults) are very dear to her. I would look at buy to let mortgage, may still do so, but I am 58 now, so that may be an issue IDK I've never looked at Buy to let. What we discussed so far is that right now, any investor gets his £100k worth, a monthly rent of HB rate, and upon death it gets sold, with the investor gaining on any total value increase, so the kids get their 120k split between them upon her death. In other words the Investor gains the 5% on total value at death, for his 100k investment plus the monthly rentals or the investor could BIN for £220k and then has total ownership with tenancy agreement as above. She doesn't want me to discuss this with anyone local, I respect that, but it is a shame as I have a very wealthy customer, a property developer who actually does this sort of thing. Regarding the Coswoof, it was taken by me as a p/ex .............. A mint condition 4x4 2.0 Sapphire, I stripped it to a bare shell and scratch built it from all genuine Cosworth parts, the wheels were aftermarket. Thanks for your advice, and please, if anyone gets time, share the fund raiser on as many platforms as you can
  8. I don't know if this is allowed, but it has been on other Forums, so if it infringes anything, Mods please feel free to delete. I know it's hard times for some businesses post lock-down, so there are no expectations, just a little hope. Note that I am not asking for contributions, it's early doors yet, but if anyone feels they wish to, no matter how small, anything will be received gratefully. The most important thing I am trying to do atm is to get this shared on as many media platforms as possible. I set it up with GoFundMe as everything is recorded and above board, and I will be making statements available to see that amounts are being paid off as and when they get transferred likely monthly or quarterly. The purpose is to help out someone who really needs help and is a godsend to our local community, she has also helped me personally, as she is a carer, she helped a lot when Mels Brother and Dad were both dying a few years ago of Cancer and Dementia. For obvious reasons the lady wishes to remain anonymous, so her personal details and account numbers will be removed on documents made public. https://www.gofundme.com/f/local-lady-with-io-mortgage-due-past-retiementage?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cp share-sheet&fbclid=IwAR3R7vXUrcY3pdXipKEQ96WVMUIUzMdl_zOgzFbBZAYq8Mv0X89H8Dzmuqg Thank you for reading and looking
  9. I agree, the W220 is a timeless classic, I have an S55 Kompressor in my collection, 34 k miles from new
  10. If you have the V5 or a tax reminder do it from ref number and dd, cancel dd once the car is back off road, then put it in trade
  11. It may be connected, but does this have an Aerial Amplifier, if so need to check if it is actually working. I have no idea where it or it's fuse may be as I mostly work on MB's and hate VAG shite for a variety of reasons
  12. /\ /\ /\ like Yeah I understand that, iCS is a good wee machine for a quick and dirty code read / reset, and a look at some data It works better on newer Cars, but as you correctly say, I am one of those who goes into MB's at very complex levels
  13. I knew he'd end up paying, the £867.43 just landed in my account, then 2 minutes later the phone rang, "Can we come and get it" ...................... "Oh, I'm glad you're back from your voyage" I replied ........... "But nope, you can't get it today, it'll have to be tomorrow now, as I'm packing up and there is 5 Cars blocking it in, so I'll move it out for ya in the morning" says I ................. 1 - Nil
  14. /\ /\ /\ This Also, I'm not certain, but do the Froggies need a teach in process for TB Motor like a lot of the Hermans do ?
  15. Yep !! He is a new customer, all my regulars can collect and go home and they always pay within a few days, but a noob always has to pay before collection first time round it's just my policy !! He also told me his mum would pick it up, and he was at sea, so I asked him outright, can you settle the bill while you're at sea, because I'm not releasing the vehicle until paid, he said yes !! He said he would pay it BACS last Friday and mummy would pick it up on Sat Morn !! Mel saw him in the shop that same Friday, so the working at sea is bollocks, he's just a silly twat, if he'd been honest and told me he was short of money I'd have taken half and half the next month, but now of course I don't trust him !! Then yesterday she rocks in to get it, and says he's not paying a £800 bill, because they can buy parts cheaper on EBay so I told her he's not getting a car with my parts on it then and to come back when my bill is settled, then they can get the car, after that it all went downhill Thing is I don't give a fuck, he can leave it here if he wants, if he's not settled the bill after a month I can see me Ebaying the parts and giving the rest to the scrap pikey If it came on top, (which it won't), I'd say I am sure he had taken it during the night without my consent, and therefore he now still owes me the money In the very distant past on the very rare occasion when someone bought there own parts and I've tried to help them, it has always gone pear shaped, wrong gearbox say, so now it's stuck on my lift for a fortnight while they try to get a refund and get another, or something plain doesn't work, and then they don't want to pay to have it done twice Like you, I simply won't fit owners parts now, FFS we are all businesses not a fuckin' charity, so we rely on making money on parts as well as labour This twat, if / more likely when he does pay, he'll never get another job done here, he's bit off his nose lol, no one else round here could diagnose the Xmas Tree Dash Lights, and he also gave me a hand written list of everything else he wanted done to it, which is all on one of my clip boards, so he's on a hiding to nothing
  16. My CCTV also records sound Gotta workshop joker customer at the moment, first one ever (since I moved here 14 years ago).................... Moaning he got an £800 bill for repairing his pile of shit VW Golf GTI to MOT Test standard, all parts were quoted, and labour estimated at 6 - 9 hours, it came in at 7 hrs. Now saying parts are cheaper on FleaBay .............. Errrrm yeah, Chinese crap is !! Tried collecting the Car before paying, sent his mum here for it, who is an abusive old cheap out tart, so I told them to fuck off, can get it back when you've paid, or I will remove my Parts and he can get Recovery Truck to remove it !! Given him 7 days to settle, then he's on £25 per day storage ............. Wanker !!
  17. Works in the Co-Op stacking shelves does he
  18. The only thing that is any good to properly diagnose and rectify MB's is SDS and a good operator ................ iCS is a good code reader resetter for later MB models, but it doesn't do 30% of what SDS will do.
  19. /\ /\ /\ This ...................... No one machine does everything, but this is the best bang for the buck to get a decent Generic (multiple marques) Machine I have Autel, Delphi and Snap On, plus about 18 dealer Level Kits, but Diagnosis and Rectification of complex issues is what I do as core, for a general Car Dealer the Autel is the best. Snap On and Auto Logic, Bosch KTS etc have priced themselves out now, especially with updates, subscriptions etc. HTH
  20. Get it on SDS, if that drive gear and motor is OK then there is another 101 reasons that is doing what it is