Arfur Dealy

Those kids sweet machines they have in pubs etc which are a pound for a pot of copy minstrels is still good for the old pound coins...

Ahh I see

Davos ?? Prey tell...

So so true......

Thanks Tom, I'm daft sometimes

Excellent !!

Yes, but why specifically "hail"

Lawgistics purchase receipts state clearly the buyer confirms they understand it is their responsibility to return in the event of a claim. Irrespective of distance, it is their responsibility to return in the event of a CRA claim. You can allow a remote goodwill repair which if worded correctly will not count as the (one chance right to repair). That's why you need to judge each claim as per its merit / risk / worth / pain in the assness. Is assness a word.... ? BTW, my 4 year old asked me today why hail (hailstones) is called hail ? Answers please....

They should renew automatically, you don’t need to reapply.

My T4 Camper was collected today I’d priced up the PX over the phone 04 Golf GT TDI, he tells me it’s one of the last MK4’s and I price accordingly (low ball). He turns up this morning in a MK5, loaded with leather, aftermarket Satnav Bluetooth, etc etc:)

Yes, your purchase receipt should state the vehicle should be returned in the event of a CRA claim. The customer signs to agree.

Hi, I don’t think the banner looks good, also the photos need to be consistent and not taken in bright light. The trees reflecting on the bodywork is unattractive. IMO your write up is ok

Ghosting.... explain why you felt it necessary and who you were ghosting

Agreed, the photos look bad, pictures with a unit behind look like your are not trying to make and effort to sell it. Find a background which makes the car stand out.

The thing with being a wheeler dealer and "buying and selling" is that it gets into your blood. Once you get the bug, you are always looking for a deal......

Audi & Volvo estates are my priority, then Mercedes & BMW. I don't even look at the French cars.

Watch the Top Gear episode...

Moron car for morons

Which comes with free “Sports Direct” tracky bottoms

Me too, three months. Inappropriate language..

It'll attract the pond life....

Too all my friends on the Autotrader website, you are very welcome here Simon Pearce www.transparancycars.co.uk BTW, they isn't so many rules here, you can swear freely (within reason) and have an opinion..... Too add, I am such a twat I can't even spell my own website..... www.transparencycars.co.uk

???? Did you is my point, I don't negotiate. All of my cars are sold prior to viewing and collection. Buy it Now

Agreed, but I don’t negotiate my price, the price is the price. A lot of buyers don’t want to negotiate, they want ease and simplicity. Also, our market is competitive, I don’t know a lot of local dealers who reduce. How many times do you sell a car over the phone when they buyer doesn’t even try to negotiate ?? For me it’s every time

Exactly, the black book used to be clean + £500 for extras like leather & Satnav. You don't see that in the valuations, each car I bid on I do a quick search within 100 miles to see the competition then retail back to my max bid, I stick to it religiously....