Spot the error in this private advert

[andymc1973 199]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903015448978?advertising-location=at_cars&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&radius=1&postcode=dh21lh&sort=price-asc&page=1

 

 

hmmmm?

[justina3 518]

With buyers fees he cant have paid much less for that, people happy to earn £100 a car these days.

[have a word with the wife 299]

ermmmm 

"i just do it for pin money" remember that phrase ? 

[Nick M.K. 574]

The ABS light still on with the engine idling. Happened just out of the auction gates probably hence the private advert :-) You can't say he didn't leave enough clues. 

Edited March 2, 2019 by Nick M.K.

[It's me 615]

the dasboard clock is obviously wrong

looking at the deviation of the sun setting on the body  panels that photo was taken at least an hour later

[Nick M.K. 574]

Does anyone else think the poppy in the front bumper is his way of subtly suggesting the owner was mature and careful... 

[have a word with the wife 299]

2 minutes ago, Nick M.K. said:

Does anyone else think the poppy in the front bumper is his way of subtly suggesting the owner was mature and careful... 

no, it suggests to me that the bonnets never been up, never been washed,and they've had no interest in the car at all as long as it starts 

[david gott 58]

Its that horrible 1.0 litre engine on a chain, hope its buggered and he has to scrap it

[have a word with the wife 299]

Just now, david gott said:

Its that horrible 1.0 litre engine on a chain, hope its buggered and he has to scrap it

no tax, no mot too, i agree 

[Stalker 180]

Nissan Micro 

[Tony911 79]

Love the advert text at least they know the main selling points that will sell the car

[andymc1973 199]

wonder if he sorted the MOT?

15/01/2018 16:27	Pass	Mileage: 82,642 miles + 2 miles travelled since last MOT. Advisory Notices Offside front anti-roll bar linkage ball joint dust cover damaged, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.4.g.2)
12/01/2018 14:42	Fail	Mileage: 82,640 miles + 4,285 miles travelled since last MOT. Refusal Notices Nearside headlamp aim beam image obviously incorrect (1.8.a.1b) Offside headlamp aim beam image obviously incorrect (1.8.a.1b) Supplementary restraint system warning lamp indicates a fault (5.4.2) Nearside front anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.g.2) Front exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2) Central exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2) Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.d.3) Exhaust emissions lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (7.3.d.3) Nearside front lower suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated resulting in excessive movement rear (2.4.g.2) Nearside front tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.e.1) Offside front tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.e.1) Advisory Notices Offside front anti-roll bar linkage ball joint dust cover damaged, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.4.g.2)

 

[David Horgan 564]

23 minutes ago, Tony911 said:

Love the advert text at least they know the main selling points that will sell the car

Its got a Jack , " I,m emailing tonight  BARGAIN with a Jack 

What a scammer , Bent MOT , auction papers in window ,ABS light on with engine running . 

NO VAT , NO HMRC payment and £50 in his pocket .

The Bas###s get us all a bad name 

[BHM 994]

No doubt fully prepped, PDI’ed & freshly MOTed. Even though he can’t be arsed to scrape off the auction stickers 

[Nick M.K. 574]

Shall we all call him this evening? 

With the same question: Has the cambelt been replaced as my friend that works as a Trading Standards vehicle inspector said it was due at 72K miles...

[trade vet 703]

Andy,you can’t have doorstepers masquerading as private sellers close to you.Outrageous.

[Scooby who 41]

You’d think he’d remove the Aston Barclay auction sticker off the screen at the very least. If he can’t be arsed doing that bet he hasn’t even dipped it for oil. And a gallon of petrol doesn’t cost the earth either! 

The sight of those Micrawaves turnes my stomach

Rattling engine, rattling bouncing suspension.....feeling sick already

Edited March 2, 2019 by Scooby who

[andymc1973 199]

Think it’s wilsons auction sticker 

12 hours ago, trade vet said:

Andy,you can’t have doorstepers masquerading as private sellers close to you.Outrageous.

Indeed awaits kids in car post on Facebook 

[David Horgan 564]

17 hours ago, Nick M.K. said:

Shall we all call him this evening? 

With the same question: Has the cambelt been replaced as my friend that works as a Trading Standards vehicle inspector said it was due at 72K miles...

Cam belt at 72 k  " its bin dun mate , mi mates a works at nissan " Did he do the chain at the same time as he did the belt ? " yea mate dun em both at same time "

Be worth the call Nick just for a laugh 

Edited March 3, 2019 by David Horgan

[Tony911 79]

Aww man I tried to call from withheld number but AutoTrader won't let me call really wanted that Micra with a spanner 

[MrC 142]

22 hours ago, Nick M.K. said:

Does anyone else think the poppy in the front bumper is his way of subtly suggesting the owner was mature and careful... 

Many moons ago I used to stick the Christian fish sticker on the back, National Trust sticker in the windscreen and tune the wireless in to Radio 3...

Smoke and mirrors my friend, Smoke and Mirrors

[Mark101 536]

I always tune Radio 2, mainly because I listen to that station anyway.

Love the Jeremy Vine debates, it’s like high brow Jeremy Kyle.

[trade vet 703]

17 minutes ago, Mark101 said:

I always tune Radio 2, mainly because I listen to that station anyway.

Love the Jeremy Vine debates, it’s like high brow Jeremy Kyle.

James Bush’s nutter story would be ideal for Jeremy Vine.The BBC would probably conjure up some academic from the University of Brixton or somewhere to argue that the customer had been the victim of harassment  and her human rights had been infringed.

[It's me 615]

the station is tuned to the type of car

panda..........classic fm

citroen c1 ........radio 1

standard focus .......radio 2

executive car...........radio 4

 

see its simple,you really dont want the suede hush puppies turning the ignition to be hit with radio 6 does one