The joys of valetting........

[Arfur Dealy 823]

 

[Mark101 536]

I bet you'll still say in your video:

This car hasn't been valeted ladies and gentlemen, this car is exactly as it came to me - all it has had is a quick wash, quick vac and the tyres dressed 

Can you tell I have watched your videos 

[Arfur Dealy 823]

Every word is the truth your honour 

[Blenheim Car Sales 111]

redefines what i previously thought was a shed.........................  mine are just mildly dirty as of now

[EPV 631]

You could feed an African village on the leftover McDonald’s in that. Imagine what their houses look like. Probably dead animals wedged down the sofa. 

“I haven’t seen tiddles for a few days, have you?”

”no luv, pass me another bag of crisps will ya?”

[Ocsltd 133]

I think I would have had to put on latex gloves before fishing out that £2 coin.... Vile!!

[Dave2302 387]

Looks like AD just got his purchase price back on that minger 

[MrV 66]

Holy sh** that's terrible, I moan at a few fag butts!

[It's me 613]

1 hour ago, Ocsltd said:

I think I would have had to put on latex gloves before fishing out that £2 coin.... Vile!!

#metoo

[Arfur Dealy 823]

Boys, this is a one owner (11) years, clearly cherished example  

6 minutes ago, tradex said:

If you get a sore throat there should be a good source of penicillin there, imagine them asking you "do you want a cup of tea".

These sorts are always so picky when viewing a car too

It’s a VW...... 

[Area 51 33]

I know its Saturday, but: Yuck! Get some gloves on AD; you will be needing several jabs before you know it... Expect the "one owner" has also lost the dog..

[Nick M.K. 574]

44 minutes ago, Area 51 said:

I know its Saturday

Wishful thinking on a Friday

[David Ayers 171]

Typical 7 seater

[Dave2302 387]

1 hour ago, Nick M.K. said:

Wishful thinking on a Friday

[metcars 395]

Looks like it's been driven by 'school run mum'

[Dave2302 387]

I spent a while up here helping out a mate by driving a School Mini Bus, 5 kids from a remote village to the Local Primary !!

I hated the screaming first thing in the morning, until I discovered that by leaving a £1 bag of toffees in the back of the Vito it was quiet all the way to School 

BTW, it's different where I live, but if you live in England or a big City I don't suggest you give other peoples kids sweeties  

[metcars 395]

21 minutes ago, Dave2302 said:

BTW, it's different where I live, but if you live in England or a big City I don't suggest you give other peoples kids sweeties  

No, I think you'll find that giving sweets to kids is universally frowned upon, wherever you live!

[Area 51 33]

3 hours ago, Nick M.K. said:

Wishful thinking on a Friday

Ooh hey! Bit giddy there, enroute to Dublin for a bit of the black stuff!  

can you say that these days??

[Arfur Dealy 823]

1 hour ago, Area 51 said:

Ooh hey! Bit giddy there, enroute to Dublin for a bit of the black stuff!  

can you say that these days??

Yes, as long as it comes with jolly good head....

[tradegirl 112]

Filthiest cars I've seen were 7 seaters or cars owned by women. Bought a Micra once that I'm sure someone had been living in. Was pretty sure I'd catch something cleaning that out.

[Stalker 180]

We have a vet that has the dirtiest Skoda Yeti you have ever seen... we put seat covers on so we don’t get dirty! 

[It's me 613]

22 minutes ago, Stalker said:

We have a vet that has the dirtiest Skoda Yeti you have ever seen... we put seat covers on so we don’t get dirty! 

reminds me i bought a marina van and it needed a gearbox

the whole underside had a crust of cow muck hardened to everything that fell off in lumps as the bolts were undone

still gives me a shudder thinking about it

probably why i steer clear of cars farmers like and use

[Mark101 536]

20 minutes ago, boring dave said:

probably why i steer clear of cars farmers like and use

Subaru Brat 

[Ek cars 17]

Zafira ? Scumbags on a budget on the social with scumbag kids drive these.

[AutoJacob 34]

23 minutes ago, tradex said:

Strange but I've always had decent people on Zafpigs, only do 1.6 petrols though.....no diesels and 1.8 gasolines they always seem to be possessed with unfixable ECU errors and running issues. 

I've got a 1.8 that needs a pcv but it does have 120 on the clock.. tick tock.