have a word with the wife 299 Posted January 18, 2018 sick of the cold nothings drying, cant feel me toes, 2 of my cars despite drying all day with fans blowing have mould on back seat, paint just laughs and drops on floor being outbid, might as well have xmas and jan off next year customers phoning up panicing management light has come on, you book em in and they dont turn up . buying batteries, theres a bloke on ebay selling recons £25 being blocked in have you got? can i borrow? can you just? and they wont give me a shot gun licence i dont know why what you sick of ? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ocsltd 133 Posted January 19, 2018 Bird sh*t on cars!!!!! Drives me crazy!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tadams 29 Posted January 19, 2018 An extension lead and a dehumidifier will solve one of your problems always found that i get far better results than using the blowers and saves me leaving the car running too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earunder 69 Posted January 19, 2018 Paddock Wood always running me up !!! Fu#kers Keep your poxy Evoque then!! 3 times in a sodding row. I will not be even opening that auction again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RH Trading 80 Posted January 19, 2018 14 hours ago, have a word with the wife said: sick of the cold nothings drying, cant feel me toes, 2 of my cars despite drying all day with fans blowing have mould on back seat, paint just laughs and drops on floor being outbid, might as well have xmas and jan off next year customers phoning up panicing management light has come on, you book em in and they dont turn up . buying batteries, theres a bloke on ebay selling recons £25 being blocked in have you got? can i borrow? can you just? and they wont give me a shot gun licence i dont know why what you sick of ? Put that to music and you'll make a fortune, and buy some thermal socks ya grumpy old sod Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NOACROSS 414 Posted January 19, 2018 The same old Bat walking past moaning that the cars overhang six inches onto the pavement, when there's four feet left! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tadams 29 Posted January 19, 2018 The fact that most if not all MPV's are full of broken up Quavers on the back seats pooled in the dents the baby seats have made ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metcars 397 Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Tadams said: The fact that most if not all MPV's are full of broken up Quavers on the back seats pooled in the dents the baby seats have made ! Never look under the back seat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tadams 29 Posted January 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, met said: Never look under the back seat! haha High risk .. high reward ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metcars 397 Posted January 19, 2018 13 minutes ago, Tadams said: haha High risk .. high reward ! Buried inside a mess of crayons and melted 'Haribo' could be a 10p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBDlloyds 18 Posted January 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, met said: Buried inside a mess of crayons and melted 'Haribo' could be a 10p Or if you are lucky 2 pound coins that I found last week, Very pleased with myself until I realised they were old ones and no longer legal tender. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metcars 397 Posted January 19, 2018 Just now, Dlloyds said: Or if you are lucky 2 pound coins that I found last week, Very pleased with myself until I realised they were old ones and no longer legal tender. Snap, I found one yesterday. Use it in supermarket trolley! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBDlloyds 18 Posted January 19, 2018 Just now, met said: Snap, I found one yesterday. Use it in supermarket trolley! I am so sad, I had already worked out this was half a pint of Stella in the rugby club...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arfur Dealy 823 Posted January 19, 2018 Those kids sweet machines they have in pubs etc which are a pound for a pot of copy minstrels is still good for the old pound coins... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mat C 77 Posted January 19, 2018 Hair grips, everywhere oh and Make up on steering wheels/sunvisors/door cards/armrests/stereo controls/indicator stalks ............... Damn Mini's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metcars 397 Posted January 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, Mat C said: Hair grips, everywhere oh and Make up on steering wheels/sunvisors/door cards/armrests/stereo controls/indicator stalks ............... Damn Mini's plus hair and stale make up smell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justina3 518 Posted January 19, 2018 White dog hairs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anglo9 26 Posted January 19, 2018 Locking bloody wheel nut keys that are : A : safely hidden in the last owners sock drawer so they don't 'lose them B . Made of some kind of plasticine based metal. FFS ...who is actually interested in stealing alloys these days ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trade vet 702 Posted January 19, 2018 Philip Schofield ‘ Grand theft Auto’ tv adverts ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pmpants 14 Posted January 19, 2018 Glitter! Nightmare stuff, always comes back, just like white dog hairs! +1 for the dehumidifier, one peice of equipment I'd rush out and replace as soon as it broke, it probably will now!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DHill 16 Posted January 19, 2018 Link for a decent dehumidifier? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBDlloyds 18 Posted January 20, 2018 Just started a to hoover a nice little Toyota Yaris I purchased from a lovely old lady who had owned the car from new. Very prim and proper and a delight to deal with.. My thoughts have now changed, there was a selection of dried bogies neatly stuck to the front of the seat bolster, some of them are impressive as well. It wasen't just one or two it was a whole army of them. I just can't picture this dear old lady with her finger up to her knuckle fishing these bastards out..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ocsltd 133 Posted January 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Dlloyds said: Just started a to hoover a nice little Toyota Yaris I purchased from a lovely old lady who had owned the car from new. Very prim and proper and a delight to deal with.. My thoughts have now changed, there was a selection of dried bogies neatly stuck to the front of the seat bolster, some of them are impressive as well. It wasen't just one or two it was a whole army of them. I just can't picture this dear old lady with her finger up to her knuckle fishing these bastards out..... That has just made my day!! You wouldn't want to sell her a car, bet she's dead 'picky'!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBDlloyds 18 Posted January 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ocsltd said: You wouldn't want to sell her a car, bet she's dead 'picky'!!! Very good... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arfur Dealy 823 Posted January 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Dlloyds said: Just started a to hoover a nice little Toyota Yaris I purchased from a lovely old lady who had owned the car from new. Very prim and proper and a delight to deal with.. My thoughts have now changed, there was a selection of dried bogies neatly stuck to the front of the seat bolster, some of them are impressive as well. It wasen't just one or two it was a whole army of them. I just can't picture this dear old lady with her finger up to her knuckle fishing these bastards out..... That’s gross! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
