It's me

be warned,many years ago i took a vw in chop with loads of rent and half a tank,it ran out of petrol up in the middle of nowhere still showing loads,ive never trusted gauges since and its was one long bally walk to a petrol station

whats wrong with advertising it now if its ready

have you been on a megabus? the toilet is deffo a no no

log book just arrived so i have now resorned online........................ muppy muppets 2 letters and all those trees they murdered just hope it can be taxed next week when customer comes for it

get on the megabus with loaded mp3 player clean bowels and a pair of trade plates and a pocket of cash no shorts to be worn on the journey mind

passed my test and only had £150 saved up ,i was on £14.16 take home a week so the only way to buy a car was at the auction,never been out of it since but the first 10 years of my adult life i was a doorstepper so thats why i always like to help because nobody helped me back then,think of me as mr carnegie 2

its LV to be honest i know its a pain sometimes but stops me collecting stuff

i did similar in the 80's but bailed out when i found the trader was clocking them all and i was in the middle..............,mk2 cavaliers

with that chrome stick on wheel arch trim you could make wheel arch lips up on old fords with filler a quick rub town then tyre black the filler and it would look a million dolla also the chrome hid all the rust on the outside edge i once bought a cortina that had been undersealed up to its door handles,took all day to take it all off with petrol but i increased its value by at least £300................. oh the days

given a car this week by a customer,it was in their way and i was such a nice chap if i came and collected it i could have it,went straight through the mot and the aircon works but i have 5 on my traders policy already and its £290 to insure with nono claims to use as a gate blocker and smoker so im going to sell it

well ive looked at it again and i concur its a piece of sh*t

be careful with tfr as its caustic i had to go to hospital after it got under my skin 20 years ago,i still have a scar where they cut me open

latest from our lovely dvla i got a letter telling me my latest acquisition with no log book was being processed and a log book would be issued on the 19th june please wait 5 days after this date for it to be processed they say.......... fair enough postie has just been,,,,,,,,,,,,,with a letter from our good friends (sic) and told me i cant sorn it as its not in my name wtf so hopefully the log book will come before the weekend and i will go online to sorn it muppets

must have cost at least €8 in all that stick on chrome

or do it for free by logging into your omnipart account and putting chassis no in some of us save our brass you know this is why my receipts always include chassis numbers as part of any paper trail recquired

do your market research dear boy now im having problems on the nipple clamps as i feed my 10 babies have any other mumsies had this problem

get a proper valeting machine, if you treat it right it will last years and years i would expect you would burn the motor out on a wet/dry fairly quickly

and how much exactly do you have in your pocket at this moment oh and what is your inside leg measurement in inches please

what your man has failed to tell you is if it is the release bearing then this is hydraulic and the next stage is no clutch trader i know went to the trouble of saving 10 bob a few years ago and had the clutch but not the bearing done and sold the car,week later it turned up on a transporter so all had to be done again for a $35 part

57 plate alfa 159 has a very limited following almost not wanted for anyone who has never driven a proper alfa then they need to not keen on the mito dash too high and ride too choppy for me

well if its any help i was looking at a view to buying a mint black line a few weeks back but decided i dont like that engine for me to run i might add

i really dont want to say this but if you did a proper pdi you would know what the tread depths were when it went out,this would tell you whether its been clocked since theyve had it

nothings sold till you have ALL the wonga just sayin

cra is in adition to any warranty offered or if you prefer you could say i comply with the cra ,i wouldnt be using it as a sales aid,either offer a warranty or dont but dont disclaim consumer rights either on anything you write or print ie sold as seen engine warranty etc it wont wash just as said check thoroughly stand by your product and move on to the next sale

£7.50 for a hair cut for my 5 year old grandson and it gets cut every 4 weeks,i go to the guy in the next village and pay £3 i dont need the bowl these days,its so so easy to not see money when its all chip/pin.........my rant over too