MarkTVS

Not laughed quite so much at a video for ages but If you want something to cheer you up have a watch:

You need to keep that going aslong as possible. Instruct him to collect it from your storage compound and give the address of a lr main dealer

Does anyone have a contact email and a draft to send to them?

Better watch the police don’t get a hold of your hard drive, have you seen the virus rates in a jail.

I thought you were gona fuck off an leave us alone seeing your not a car dealer just a peadophile who owns an old golf and likes young kids?

Workshop is very quiet for us today with cancellations all over the place, we have enough sales prep jobs to keep us going for a few days thankfully

We did unfortunately have thieves last night aswell, not on the same scale though. We have 2 advertising smart cars that get kept at roadside locations. One for the workshop business and one for the sales. One has a large Kevin the carrot teddy as the driver and the other has a 6 foot teddy bear. Some wee idiots smashed both windows and stole the teddies. Slightly annoying but we decided to do good out of it by putting a funny kidnapped post on social media and it has had an overwhelming response so it’s almost been worth it from an advertising point of view. search our social media pages if you fancy some mild amusement.

I don’t work at the pitch myself anymore but apparently we had one person in all day who had a few more to see, not that we were overt bothered as he had only purchased his newish Corsa about 6 months ago on finance Would have probably needed the fire brigade to get him out of that.

Probably a fucked turbo by the sound of it

Yeah generally 15/20/1 however sometimes have a 50/50 mix for vans or stuff that’s really minging like engine bays

We are offering free delivery within 50 miles for customers apprehensive about leaving the house, reassuring them all our cars are fully valeted and sanitised. Prior to delivery they will receive a video call showing them every little blemish or stone chip etc so they can be assured of the product they will receive.

I use the Autosmart stuff aswell

I’m as much Irish as I am Scottish so take it tongue in Cheek as it’s meant.

Previously owned by paddy and then mick before that

There is a for sale section

Have you tried relearning all the windows? Is the battery passing tests?

Has the cambelt been changed?

I can’t think of anything worse than having a pellet like you as a customer

That’s my stag do postponed indefinitely

It’s one of the things you can’t really win with, sometimes we get the question, “why has the engine been cleaned, is it to hide anything?” yet it we don’t clean them customers comment on how dirty it is

Quick soak with tfr then quick rinse with a pressure washer does it for us, we do 5/10 a week and rarely have issues.

My worry today is should I start looking at travel insurance for my stag do at the end of the month and wedding insurance for my wedding in May and would any insurance policy cover cancellation due to virus?

Shampoo with strong g101 and a scrubbing brush then wipe with a clean microfibre before using the wet vac to suck the last bits out.

My current pain in the arse is an immaculate 2012 Golf GTI with 50k miles, full leather and dsg box just can’t give the bloody thing away. What I learned fairly quickly Is that the stock I really like doesn’t tend to sell fast, I like big rwd v8 things etc, yes there can be good margin in it but not when it sits for 3 times as long. You would be better aiming for nice 320d’s and adding value to them by fitting the black grills spoilers etc.