ExCouncilJobsworth

Haha love you Dave Here's to 2019. I got an indian milf and a white one lined up but they're playing hard to get.... Technically they're gilfs Yes time does go quick

Yes but it works both ways. A mechanic could be a cow boy or even take it for a thrashing aka test drive... I did leave one in at a garage. And my view was confirmed that the garage is honest

Final question how did you go about putting the advert up? Is there a link on fb homepage or do you have to contact some jobsworth to do it for you?

What did you get for £110? I mean in terms of number of adverts, length of ads etc. And can you only click them to link you to your website? What if you dont have a website?

What brand(s) do you have? Quality any good?

He has now AD Tip: next time mention "milf" PS Dave arent you old? Milfs are for us young uns....

@Lucas Will buy anything over cap clean and sell it to me for half of cap

My motto for everything or every hardship is "we got a roof we got food and at least we're not going through rubble and wondering if our kids have been shot like in Iraq Afghanistan and everywhere else" When i think this i dont give a flying monkeys about someone shouting screaming at me or threatening court action or some daft parking ticket. Always think of the worst of the worst situation Tone! Here's to a happy new year !

The accident thing can work in the accident itself... Trust me it will work. I was given a courtesy car recently some Mitsubishi and twice some car got close....it went bleep bleep bleep BAM! It's like the handbrake came on and car went to standstill and i got whiplash. Fact is it was over sensitive the cars were too far imo. The way your billy is trying it it wont work.. Driving it at 5mph and gets too close... That's like parking a car and when you park it do you expect it to activate each time? There's only one way to really try it... Drive above 30mph and drive in to some cones....without being a pussy and braking.. And believe me it will go to standstill at 30mph... I was shocked twice when it happened i was like what the?!

Well you got nothing to worry about. He's having you for a laugh. What's he going to do? Seek advice from counsel? "Oh matey pull out £300". The counsel may then say you got a case. But when counsel knows the full facts and you present these the counsel will advice him to withdraw. This is what happened in our council case and the landlord was adamant she was not in the wrong! Total waste of a day it was. I was typing the below in the edit of my post but you posted before i completed it so here goes PS the judge will look at the god damn facts i assure you ! And he will even say "failure to allow an inspection of the vehicle it is reasonable to suggest it may have been tampered with by either removing working parts and replacing them with non working parts or the vehicle was intentionally damaged meaning it's no longer in a state it was sold in. For these reasons the case is dismissed"

Judge will throw him out. Been to magistrates court last month infront of a district judge for a council matter. The judge was very fair to both parties. The landlord took the piss and finally pleaded. Lot of people are scared of courts and lots of people threaten others by mentioning "take you to court"

Exactly my thoughts on screenless ones. Blackvieu (i believe it is called) has £400+ cameras they look good and good on paper but screenless. Anyhoo £400 is too much for a camera. I know from my cheap ones the quality can deteriorate and reading number plates over time deteriorates! I suppose thats my second question if anyone has noticed this too. I agree on nextbase but their specs from camera to camera are very similar so am wondering apart from the price difference is there anything else that is different?

I have used some cheapie ones in the past which packed up and i didn't buy one for few years. I always knew i would get in accidents again and I did this Sept. Luckly (yes @boring dave ) the MILF admitted fault. It was a stock car. So those of you that drive stock cars from auction sites do any of you guys use dash cams? Or do you use them for Personal cars? I know for some it might be a pain plugging it in and out of cars and I know you cannot have one for every minute you drive (ie a 5 min drive to the MOT station) but its more for the longer runs. Would love some reviews on some dash cams from you guys as i want to pick one up Cheers

Lucas i used to work at councils. UK councils claim they are penniless yet they can afford to hire several consultants on £800 per day per consultant. Some councils have several consultants. They cause more cock ups and leave. I am young and innovative and will charge £400 per day to run your business or provide you with advice. I am being serious.

Lucas i used that emoji for the very reason you seem to be asking the same thing a million times over and ignoring the advice given. I don't mind running it for you...after all its your money and it seems like you want to throw it away so i dont mind having an attempt at running it...

A man is allowed taste...dont want to catch anything Mixing business and pleasure...wonder what some of you have got up to in the back of the office...

Neither have i except xmas day...he was all around Stacey again... No he has 3+... Stacey and few other horses...

It was a genuine typo you dirty dog lol I did have a trashy milf once buy a car and we took a trip to the bank i think she wanted to give me a tip....

Thats common with 2005/6 A4's My blue one had this issue too with some bust

It is when the truth comes out...reminds me of Max Branning and his affairs....hmmm Stacy

They hide mileage they give shit pics hiding damage... Hide number plates... No service history few months mot iif lucky and stuff usually has 130 to 200k+ miles. It's the E scrapyard He's probably a fb promoter...he did say his friend runs a page and earns £100k... He wants you to say "oh yes sir i am a daft trader i trust you will ten fold my sales please can i sign up?" Just like the crappy adverts you see on fb that say "you can earn on average £70k working in IT" oh of course with 0 experience...people sign up give their details and fall for scams... Or the other good one you see is "thanks to all the winners from yesterday's iphone X competition we hope you enjoy your prize. To enter in our today's draw please sign up" Fb needs closing down its a plague for children men women and businesses. The whole concept of fb is to steal your data and sell it on. In fact it even allows low level scammers to run the fake competitions too...

Lol! Am going to ring another ford garage up. It will be a different story. I pushed this one today and they were insisting beyond universe nothing can be done Although she did ask me if i owned the van...i said am trade... So i dont know if they dont want joe public speeding around causing pollution?

You should check his thread about Facebook...seems to be an undercover salesman in a very strange way...

And you're here to sell people to your crappy services. Clearly upset hence the petty personal insults.... And in the UK we dont have auto "mart" Mr Americano....