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Hi, your car, not £2499, can do £ 1500 cash now, where can we meet? At the bank, you can draw out the other £1,000

Yeah we use that too they become plant pots or shed padlocks after the landmark stage

NO they just believe in SANTA , its the whole red suit white beard , reindeers and the ice pole thing + Amazon now yes I would think . Not even foodies , cheapest biggest turkey they can get , cheapest puddings and trimming , chuck it all in the oven at 6 am , pressure cook or micro wave everything else and eat it when its well over cooked , dressed in Christmas onezies this year apparently, OMG I'm so pleased I said no when they met . She has learned so much from us but Christmas never left her

That’s it! Just needs ........ and will pass easily! On the back of a recovery truck on a traveller site? But they still sell ‘em?

And "no noks or banngs " "No mot but will pass" "Just needs" is my favourite

Is it just me or does every car for sale on Facebook have to be offered sitting on the back of a recovery truck. Usually using a girls account? There is also an art in writing an advert that neither implies trade or private sale?

Lamp post warranty.

Its 48 hours, and when you mot a car, that has previously expired, it can take up to 3 hours, as the mot website is only updated every few hours, I found out recently when I came back from a mot and customer was waiting for me, he went straight up to tax it and showed as no mot, and refused tax, he went in again on my advice 2 hour later and it went through incorrect, sorry the valid bit The other bits right Tail light warranty, when I can't see your tail lights leaving me, your on your own

sounds like a well prepped car you should have no problem selling it.............................. bet it comes with an Island warranty too.......................... the first island you come to is the end of the warranty

“That f***ing c*** I’m sick of the sight of” does perfectly well here

The correct term is ‘landmark’