It's me

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  1. or you go to woolies and buy a few yards of that sticky back plastic wood effect and turn an old cortina estate into a woody oh hold on ford did and woolies went tits
  2. what you gonna do if they drop it? unless you are sending it on a pallett then 40 miles it would be thrown in the back of my car and delivered ,even if i had to set off at 5.30 in the morning if yous in the smoke
  3. a desperate linc trader to be fair we've all done it and wondered why after the event
  4. do not offer test drives unless they are committed to buy you are not daddies taxi service we is here to take conkers not maybe s
  5. are you sure he hasn't purchased it for free car hire for a week ie what mileage has he done has he got it on the mid is it showing as taxed etc you would be wanting to give it a proper inspection if you decide to give him a full refund as he might have even had things like gearboxes swapped over
  6. i think they come and grease your nipples
  7. i think by the fact I did the report today but just as an 'info' report that you have now advised the insurers so its logged so you need to make a claim i have a limit per car on my policy apart from my car transporter that has a separate amount in case it gets damaged written off
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    Shpock

    i know a completely different trade trying to take away consumer rights by having agents in many towns selling their tat as private people,after a bit of digging they are doing the same on facebook and also ebay ,hopefully the vat and the man in the pork pie hat will eventually catch up with them as they are now on their 3rd limited company and as they have double barrelled first names they have swapped them round on the companies house details
  9. its a shed ive never seen so many marks on a door swage the door shut chips are to be expected wants both doors painting at least chuck it back in the ring and hope to get your money back or send it to paint people who buy these want perfection you know that but you are trying to kid yourself
  10. well i don't deal in corsas but i know when i did you couldn't disconnect the maf to get it to work on the ecu fall back figures you had to nick one off another corsa and see if that was the fault,also the ones i bought of ebay were crap they lways needed a £90 dealer one (factors bosch) maf usually wont show a fault code either so you need to look at live data
  11. worked too many bank holidays to know that the business i would get is not worth my time i stayed home and had the heating on full
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    Shpock

    i would rather eat my own bottom
  13. YOUVE NEVER HAD A FAULTY CLUTCH? IM AMAZED (oops caps) i would very much advise against this local facto picks up the labour charge if it turns out faulty a clutch box is eASILY FAKED
  14. i would very much advise against this local facto picks up the labour charge if it turns out faulty a clutch box is eASILY FAKED
  15. i purchased an eos off a welsh guy and it had a leak in it
  16. customer..........there's a cheaper one down the road £300 less me.......why don't you buy it then? customer........they've already sold it me........well when i haven't got one i give mine away free
  17. who goes to venice in april you tight ar............
  18. It's me

    Newbie

    weird as you say
  19. sales techniques do you want it or what?
  20. It's me

    Newbie

    i always thought it gave credance to showing you are permanent to being a caravan on a bomb site but have realised that all that comes through on my landline is scammers thieves and african prinzes so i just advertise all my mobile numbers these days,cuts down on google data mind
  21. get that written on your lease or your neighbour who loves you today might dump scrap there 3 months down the line
  22. 1500 square feet isnt very big you know
  23. are you out on bail yet? plead insanity the cps love it