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We’re all still waiting for that disrespectful **** to follow up on some of his previous posts - I’m sure he wrote some bollocks about ‘feeding it back to the right people’ about someone’s concerns. Probably too busy doing important market analysis. PS the market’s down cos half of the country is f***ing skint. Fee payable to BHM.

How else can the team of 'analysts/specialist' middle management bollocks-spewing (pointy shoe'd) justify their roles? They've got to produce the occasional highly confusing and over-elaborate report showing that all those meetings and away-days have led to something.

Yes, you can. The key is not to stand in the back footwell, shout at the crowds and keep your arm in a straight extended position :-)

pardon ?!

I have just read this press release....Cox Automotive analisys ( no doubt detailed and extensive) by their head of external relations ( as in Manheim and IMDA) has uncovered important information that we need to know.Dealer diesel stock is down 7% on the corresponding period last year.They are taking 2 more days to sell and petrol cars are taking 4 more days to sell....Also.alternatively fuelled vehicles ( I think that means Hybrid or electric) are also struggling.....Why not just say it has been quiet because of distractions like bank holidays,school half term holidays,a royal wedding,hot weather and the World Cup.....I think most of us could have come up with that for free !

the last blinder they came out with was cars that are ready to retail fetch more at auction

Why do they make a beetle convertable ? So you can hear people calling you a c*^nt .

One's just broken down at the lights here. So funny.

its not all about posing when you have the roof down some people might actually enjoy their journey to work as they catch the first sun and lets be honest its a long time cold in this country for a lot of the time

Nothing handles like an early MX5/Eunos.

EPMA? Never been but I assumed it was a load of tosh.

I think you'll be surpised....it can only get better - surely?

Every car a Friday car...

Hi @Wood235 @Mark101, what makes Car Dealer 5 the best?