metcars 397 Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) Does anyone on here use a strapline in their advertising. You know the sort of thing, "never knowingly under sold", "bloody good cars", "not too shabby" etc Edited April 28, 2018 by met Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Screenman 47 Posted April 29, 2018 Nobody ever regrets buying quality. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trade vet 702 Posted April 29, 2018 100,000 MILE WARRANTY or the nearest set of traffic lights,whichever comes first........... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark101 536 Posted April 29, 2018 21 minutes ago, trade vet said: 100,000 MILE WARRANTY or the nearest set of traffic lights,whichever comes first........... Brilliant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGM 11 Posted April 29, 2018 One of the pitches we supply gives a ‘concrete’ warranty, once it’s off their concrete you’re on your own! ‘Bring a tow rope and a booster pack cos there’s no way it’ll get you back!’ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ocsltd 133 Posted April 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Screenman said: Nobody ever regrets buying quality. So true, like that! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
It's me 615 Posted April 29, 2018 were not here today gone tomorrow were here today gone tonight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHM 994 Posted April 29, 2018 9 hours ago, Screenman said: Nobody ever regrets buying quality. True but 95% don’t want to pay for it. 6 hours ago, trade vet said: 100,000 MILE WARRANTY or the nearest set of traffic lights,whichever comes first........... If asked I say “Lampost warranty”. And I’m not joking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Screenman 47 Posted April 29, 2018 3 month warranty, only this month is not one of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arfur Dealy 823 Posted April 29, 2018 10 hours ago, Screenman said: Nobody ever regrets buying quality. Well said...... I confess, its now my new AT strapline Cheers Screenman 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Screenman 47 Posted April 29, 2018 I own the copyright, please deposit large wads of money in my bank account. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrC 142 Posted April 29, 2018 Has the Terry Tibbs cast iron guarantee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Screenman 47 Posted April 29, 2018 Anyone else offer a roundabout guarantee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justina3 518 Posted April 29, 2018 When i first started out thought I was a right Arthur Dailey had a customer walk into the lot and ask what’s the mileage I being very slick came out with what mileage would you like intended on being a joke ? The customer responded with a well I can check on the office computer when I get back to the police station so the correct mileage will do thanks. Looking back it’s one of them what was I thinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHM 994 Posted April 29, 2018 Years ago I was asked similar by one of ebay’s finest and answered the same as you. He said something along the lines of about 40,000 less. I then offered to take the clocks out, clock it & charge him £500 for the low mileage. I then gave him some patter about it being a cheap low miler! He didn’t seem very impressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornish Guy 45 Posted April 30, 2018 Binocular Guarantee!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c_cars 56 Posted April 30, 2018 How about Henry Royce’s: ’Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten’ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metcars 397 Posted April 30, 2018 "a thing of beauty is a joy forever!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
