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Surprised Simon isn't laying his floor with £50 notes.....

I thought that was £1500 to do Simon's, so yours would be half that??!!

That's a fair old chunk of cash, but it's going to look great when it's done!!

So true! That's why all my cars are reassuringly expensive.....

Why do customer's carry on looking for cars after depositing? To be fair I carry on looking on my phone for all sorts after 'depositing'.......

Ok don't milk it....

Glad to see he’s found his target market, a silly old cow with the horn....

https://imgur.com/V9rbyXo

That's the problem

My thoughts exactly.

Hi Gary, first of all welcome. I'll say it before other's do, we need more info on the cars, ideally a link to an advert to give you proper, constructive feedback...

All those dial a shags don’t come cheap....!

To be fair I thought an Indian or Chinese was quite extravagant, it would be a bag of chips or a pot noodle if it was me....

He's bang on and is exactly what my reply would have been. (Apart from I'm not looking for a unit! )

That's 'cos your boring Dave

Well played....

I hate it when you ask them to see the service book / history and they bring out the V5 with a blank expression on their face....... Although last year I bought a cheap runaround for myself, bought privately, the seller couldn't have been more helpful. Picked me up from the train station and even brimmed the car with fuel!! But yes, 99.9% of the general public, are lying, cheating crooks.....

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You couldn't make this stuff up could you! One of the reasons we stopped using the local rag, useless tw*ts!! Enjoy your pint and have one for me! Cheers

You're probably not far wrong though!

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I did believe you, you didn't need to share the invoice, but thank you anyway. Usually anything desirable, right colour, history and mileage goes well over cap clean, (in my experience) so well played.

Glad you got the right result though!

I want to know how you managed to get a white, low mileage Polo below cap clean.....? Unless it was rough / had little service history?