It's me

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  1. ah brighouse and greengrass in his scruffy coat held on with string wonder if they still have fish in the moat as you went aboard bought a car and they lost the keys happy memories.................................not
  2. has it got a blown headgasket or a bit of mayonnaise as most traders on here think mayonnaise is a blown gasket too much edd china and ant tv watching i guess with the old nissan
  3. what they do is ask you to contact them after you have tried to resolve a problem failed so then you post it on their forum where the bot beth picks it up all pretty useless stuff
  4. got these wrong on an aygo so you had to push rather than pull on the sticky thing tell that to the customer missis
  5. bit of reading here for anyone interested who didnt read my original post and baring in mind i have the dvla tee shirt already but won due to following the procedures i outlined http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2008/2266/pdfs/uksiem_20082266_en.pdf
  6. should sell quick in red if its nice as that is the best colour does it have black rims?
  7. im sure if you rang lawgistics on this case then after 11 days they would tell you to PAY 100% of costs or refund but try and haggle a reduction before you agree to full costs so a 60% offer on labour is a win for you THIS TIME
  8. now let me think oh yes making a profit is a good motivator for most
  9. working on the half percent vis rodant erosion i work on the figure of if its sold then thats good ,right? or is my equation quadrant wrong
  10. wow if you guys wont buy short journey cars so engine never gets fully warm mayonnaise filler caps no wonder customers wont my gain then
  11. i used to do a lot of saxo's and had keyboard input problems where default 1111 never worked so i tried these so called ecu places and most of them wanted a fee to check it out first but i saw this as going into their workshop with it whilst i was at the counter they count to 100 and then come out and pronounce it dead but still wanting their fee this is why ive always gone the s/h ecu route if ive ever had problems
  12. so basically you are saying you can stick your aurises where the sun dont shine on the topic every car is different so i look at it this way, i bought it knowing i could sell it, so its just a matter of advertising keeping it clean and the price keen and making sure it will start on the button and no mayonnaise in the rocker top old saying but true saying theres a bum for every seat,you just need to find the bum
  13. yes i see this too i wonder if its an agricultural policy you know
  14. get some christmas trees on it for sale oops too late rock salt er not frozen enough i know a hand car wash cash cash cash................
  15. and take an headlight out so it looks lightly damaged but unrecorded sell headlight later on ebeasy win win no matter how you describe as sold as seen etc on ebay classified you will still get idiots,thankfully ive not needed to go this route for a while as i prefer to scrap get a cod and job done no hassle
  16. local auto electricians can be wrong have you tried a proper wake up procedure? i believe its now possible to reset mileage on replacement bsi via oebd if man has proper dodgy equipment be aware most of these cars are scrapped because of body control issues
  17. ha ha just come to send my cheque off late as usual and i see you now have to send proof of motor trade involvement that should sort the dodgies out
  18. all the very best to all my fellow traders and lets do it to them before they do it to us
  19. Hi ASP the main thing is follow your instincts and if you don't like the deal then don't do it p
  20. For the ford check the cables on the starter motor for tightness and the engine to bodywork earth lead For the Peugeot 207 best set it on fire. last one I had it had the problems of ten cars in one and I'm dreading it might come back next week for an mot
  21. THis year has ended well .,lots of nice pressies from customers past but more importantly a lot of the shop's I shopped in. Before the big day in a depressed town I found most people wished me or them a happy Christmas and I thought those days had gone 25years or more ago so maybe I was right after all with brexit and the people have more hope now Discuss...........