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Stupid people with too much time on their hands. They’ll be burning witches next? edit: stupid people with guns?

I’m sure those people will be slapping themselves on the back, it must be s huge relief. But the chancellor has already hinted that ‘changes will be made’ when the corona dust has settled. Let’s hope the short term benefits outweigh the potential long term pain?

Dogging?

A few good ideas for home made masks?

Just out of interest, if you can remove covid virus with a wet wipe and a bottle of dettol I’d get on the blower to boris!

So you’re the guy the coppers spotted with the gestapo drone?

So wanking doesn’t count?

I’ve noticed a few corner shops shut. Also a large farm shop near me closed last week. I’m guessing it’s the wholesalers. But the cynic in me thinks the large supermarkets are squeezing out small shops from the supply chains. Creating ‘elbow room’ for themselves. Justified because apparently (after working a deal with Boris about panic buying which in reality was not) they are prioritising the elderly/vulnerable/NHS, nobody else is? Next will probably be fuel supply?

Here in deepest east London it’s only the main supermarkets that have a queue. Aldi and Lidl are fine. I shop Saturday night just before they shut. But I’m only sitting in the car waiting while my daughter goes in. The supermarkets have it all their own way. Selling us what they want, when they want in the numbers they want and at a price they want. Profits are sitting nicely for them now?

And when it’s delivered there will be endless substitutions. You can’t help being a little bit cynical with how the supermarkets are playing us.

That’s about the only thing I haven’t got!

You’ll have to impose a one sheet maximum!

The highs and lows of self isolating! Keep it together man!

What’s wrong with beans on toast! Have you run out of lobster and caviar?

He could be a doctor?

Just think you’ll be Boring the grandchildren to death with stories of ‘fighting for food’ and ‘lawless streets’ In a few years!

Just think of all those beauties parked up in ‘isolation’ and virus free ready to go at BCA?

It appears that if you want to sell a car just stick it on the back of a transporter and post an add on FB marketplace?

I’m in the same boat. No jolly day trips to auctions and locked down tighter than a nuns wotsit due to being high risk?

I suspect that a lot of this buyers could be being hugely optimistic? If the lockdown continues for as long as the experts suggest there could be some refunds?

Donald Duck? But in answer to your question, I think things are going to liven up a bit in the coming weeks?

A little birdie told me that in the US, car dealers are classed as an essential business and not locked down? True/false?

Don’t forget when they let us back out to play “everyone” and his uncle will be clambering for cheap easy sellers. Especially the big guys with big bills to pay. Lets be honest, we are talking months. There’s no miracle cure, no exit strategy. They’ve built enormous field hospitals anticipating thousands of patients. We are a long, long way from returning to normal. Whatever ‘normal’ will be?

I think that’s a good idea. It doesn’t look like we are coming out of lockdown In the near future?