Dave2302

Pardon?? Eh ?? What ?? Half past 3 BTW I am only teasing ya

Yes

There's a gap for a reason The punters who buy these cheapies are nowt but aggro potless tits, you end up needing a bouncer on your door I wish him all the luck in the world, and keep us posted how it's going. If it goes well, and OP needs to buy stock Cars, sort out a Transporter deal, I can supply hundreds of the bloody things from round here for a few sheckles a pop, in fact better than that, I'd rather not get involved, I'll just pass on OP's number to whoever is wanting to sell

Any small auto Car that retails at £1500 would need to be bought for < £400 to retail at £1.5k, and that will = shagged car Trouble with that is the billy will be back at your door when the Auto Box or Engine shits it's pantaloons To me anything in that bracket has got to be sold on SOR Invoice with no exceptions, and the Invoice needs to be well worded and Billy sign his life away !! This stuff is just trouble with a T

He begged for some abuse honest

Oh, here ya go then ........................ Must be buying shit stock or shit preparation Happy to oblige

Lets be honest, since when did service history mean fuck all, all depends on who has serviced it, or even who was working at a "Good" Dealership at that point in time !! Someone selling me a Car with Full Service History doesn't get any better bid than one with no paperwork

BRAND NEW AND GENUINE MERCEDES SERVICE BOOK STAMPED TO YOUR CHOICE. NO DUPLICATE WRITTEN ANYWHERE, WE HAVE MULTIPLE MERCEDES LOCATIONS THAT WE CAN USE TO STAMP YOUR BOOK,ALL MERCEDES LOCATIONS ARE MENTIONED BELOW PLEASE NOTE WE DO NOT FILL IN ANY DETAILS INSIDE THE BOOK, OUR OFFICE STAFF WILL JUST STAMP THE BOOK TO HOW YOU HAVE ASKED THEM TO,YOU WILL HAVE TO FILL IN YOUR VEHICLE DETAILS AND MILEAGE ECT YOURSELF....... MERCEDES LOCATIONS AVAILABLE: * MERCEDES-BENZ , WATFORD * MERCEDES-BENZ , NOTTINGHAM * MERCEDES-BENZ , BIRMINGHAM * MERCEDES-BENZ LOGO ( WITHOUT LOCATION) PLEASE NOTE WHEN MAKING PAYMENT LEAVE A MESSAGE IN THE PAYPAL PAYMENT BOX HOW MANY STAMPS YOU REQUIRE IN THE BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ON EBAY. ALL ITEMS ARE DISPATCHED THE SAME DAY IF ORDERED BEFORE 2PM FIRST CLASS SIGNED FOR. CHECK OUT MY OTHER ITEMS FOR MORE GENUINE SERVICE HISTORY BOOKS FOR OTHER CARS. PLEASE NOTE THESE BOOKS ARE GENUINE ITEMS AND NOT FAKE PHOTO COPYS. PLEASE NOTE THAT BY PURCHASING THIS ITEM YOU ARE REPLACING LOST OR DAMAGED SERVICE HISTORY, AND NOT IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM MAKING UP HISTORY FOR YOUR VEHICLE. /\ /\ /\ Yeah Right !!

And then they get Shot / Stabbed / Disappear into a M/Way Bridge Pillar

Nick, now you mention it, although I can't be sure, but yeah, I think mine disappeared after joining PAM I'm using Windows 10 & Windows 7 Comnputers (both with Google), and 2 Android H/U's in the S Class and C Class so I don't think OS has bugger all to do with it

Hey, Benji ............... Block of wood on trolley jack under sump , start it, sit in it, pay attention to vibe then get someone to pump jack thus lifting the Engine about 1/4 to 1/2 inch, vibe should get less Oh that's 6 to 12mm for you youngsters BTW

Ah, good news then, never done much with 1 series, in fact I tend to avoid BMtroubleu's like the plague unless they are a Workshop paying punter, and even then it has to be a decent Car / Customer, and not a Shed / Boy Racer Skank

Shut down Friday 21st to back on Mon 7th, family up, but will be doing some time in workshop, floor and walls painting, and hopefully also finishing the Merc Project

And they never show the ones where they have been done over with a baseball bat either

Yeah, could well be, at least a bit easier fix although may not be cheaper !! MB's use some pretty impressively priced mounts

I suppose it could, but no idea really, whenever I change one it's because it's already shagged, I've never had one go from perfect to shagged instantly, usually they rattle before vibe starts

What did you have to do to get an EDIT button

+1 Fill up the land with 60 old shitters and open up a Breakers yard yeah !!

LOL. Mark, here's a bit of advice for just such situations, albeit after the proverbial Horse has bolted ........................ Get you and your wife a "Green Flag / AA / RAC" policy which covers the Driver, not the Car. Don't take the piss, but on the one or 2 future occasions per year like this it is worth it's weight in gold

/\ /\ /\ Best lol of the day so far

I have to say, what kind of stupid person would walk into that yard and buy a Car off them especially one with no V5, looks like a Scrapyard Judging by the number of noobs who come on here asking how to wriggle out of a customer complaint I'd say there is a fair few "5 Star Cars" still around

Workshop is not large enough, (at the moment), for a testing station, and I also use a really good Tester locally, who actually knows his job and all the rules, that is all this guy does, Tests, his partner and mechanic does all the repairs etc. Plus I wouldn't have the time, far too busy on the Repairs Workshop and a few sales Cars. If I did decide to fire up a huge Workshop on a spare bit of our land then I'd probably install a Paint Booth rather than Testing But I keep thinking, things are ticking along nicely, do I really want a bigger business and another (Workshop) project ..................... No !! I'll probably be outta here in a few years time, cruising around warmer climes in a fuckin great Sunseeker

No cop going to try and actually prove, beyond all reasonable doubt, that he is not simply taking his family to the Airport in that car because it needed Nicks aforementioned run to confirm / refute a previous repair. Even if it was a real arsey Cop, provided no one coughed then CPS would throw it out on insufficient evidence

What part of this /\ /\ /\ is not that \/ \/ \/ ?????????? DOH !! Where is my fuckin edit button ????????????? That's a right mess, but you get where I'm coming from !!

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