New year revolutions......

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  1. Looking at it in a out of the box needs must do scenario, what we have ex lockdown way I can see where you are inbound on your thinking, but,onger term the bilateral expenditure of securing the ultimate bid situation will indeed necessitate an ongoing up front inbound led handling centre though,its the only way There always was,its usually someone else's money though rather than the bidders
  2. Trouble with helping other people especially stepson girlfriend types is they either turn out to be eternally grateful or comes with lists of faults I stopped helping family/acquaintances/the next door neighbour 2 down after constantly being let down by them in their requests in after sales and thinking I can waive the magic wand Best of luck I hope you are bald already
  3. I'm realising that if the auction online is going to work for all then they need to get an inbound led handling centre for enquiries on particular cars,so they will need to get under the hood of the marketing mix to strategically get this working .....kind a
  4. You just know that if they are charging a fee like this then the reception when you get there is not going to be good I would keep on looking
  5. Woke up this morning,the smell was horrendous,thankfully it was only the wife farting Took off me primark onesie Jim jams must get them washed they've been my blanket for 4 weeks now Managed to leave the cell as the door was open Managed to get in the canteen defrosted warburtons and marmalade for slops Not going to the shop dont want to get hit in the war wound,plenty of snipers about you know fawlty Had a cup of very hot tea no sugar I'm waiting for dave the spiv to turn up,apparently him and a few mates broke into mcdougals last night and nicked 790 sachets by the door just waiting to be robbed next to the squeeze sauce they were anyways got some off him 10 p each bargain before they all get sold on our private facepalm site innit ,theres a war on you no Dave's been great ,got some shaves too,only used once by the guvnor,result Up in the bedroom window now looking for unsocial distancers Her next door with the Grammy leg just kicked the local drug dealers cat,she will get a bit of smack for that Top of the street I've checked a car out,ran out of tax last month,will report that once I charge me ipod up innit Postman been,chucked me new phone over fence no drones required not even a signature what's the world coming to Of yer covid innit Sniff sniff
  6. 77 staff still on full pay,well done snows Brilliant half hour as always thanks Neil and James
  7. What device are you on Have you cleared your cache Anyway theres nothing worth buying Get yourself in the garden
  8. I've had my brother drop me off a push iron today,I'm surrounded by countryside so I'm going to start using it, defo no lycra or those stupid hats mind,I would rather die old
  9. Sold as seen I've sold it You've seen it Sign here.......................... Do you remember the 2 sheet warranty pads you could buy at the auction gates out of an old ransid
  10. I'm starting a facebook page up where we can all give cazoo the clap Would Wednesday night be appropriate?
  11. It's just under a year ago since I was looking at the yachts at monte carlo ,of course I tried to get on the lion heart but was refused admission so I went up to the castle and watched the changing of the white guards instead If you read the link of the link it is really appealing to recovery drivers Having stopped doing that malarkey as a customer benefit many many years ago I can tell you doing that job jo public always want to get in the way
  12. That's alright until 89 blue cars turn up in one splodge oh and the contract say YOUhave to de sticker them Sucker
  13. I just concerned that because I'm not running round all day I wont be able to hack it if I ever go back
  14. One of the fundamental problems of cars is they are built out of many parts Unfortunately many of these parts have to work in conjunction with other parts that are of a mechanical nature ie they interact with each other and thus have a propensity to fail Unfortunately cars do not like being parked up, this is one of the main reasons a car needs a full and proper pdi before it is taken on a proper test drive followed up my a fresh pair of eyes giving it a full proper appraised mot I fail to see how this can be properly achieved on a ramp and then strapped on the back of a wagon and delivered via a pair of extended forceps Nick gave a podcast last week and I hope he doesn't mind me mentioning it but he is going to court Why Because he sold a picanto that after a pdi a road test and a proper mot the caliper pin seized,why do I mention this? because 3 years ago I had exactly the same problem on the same model ,fortunately as the rolling road figures are there to be seen you could see a discrepancy on the needles but here's the silly bit it was within mot limits and passed,back at work a stripdown again did indeed find the semi seized slide pin it had been missed Would I want to be selling cars from a field in Doncaster having my mechanic give them a pdi and then an mot and send them out. Place your bets
  15. I dont live in a bad area My business isn't in a bad area The scrotes have come every time out of a bad area exactly as tango victor explains I pay my taxes I use my head not my fists these days
  16. Wife got her tablets 2 weeks ago but only half rations She had to go again last week to get more Normally her prescription is 28 days I wont take anything me, but sometimes the voices get me
  17. 3 weeks in and I've only been attacked by mr ratty Who now seems to have bogged off due to the constant wireless blaring of radio 4 ( it would jog me off too) Anyway,I seem to be the only person worried about social unrest I live and work in a fairly quiet place but in the last 3 weeks have needed the services of the police 3 times First time everyone arrested within 20 minute Second time no response 3rd time like the keystone cops they arrived 10 minutes after the event I've not seen a policeman near my property for 10 days now so relying on intermittent cctv am I the only person on here having people under 30 causing me problems?
  18. How will home delivery on a new car be affected? The guidance on vehicle delivery for car sales remains unclear, so Auto Trader have decided not to launch our Home Delivery options at this time. We are closely monitoring Government guidance, however, so that when lockdown measures are lifted, we do have solutions that are ready to go. Some dealerships and retailers are offering home delivery services. If you need a car for essential travel, such as visiting a vulnerable person in need of care, please contact the dealer direct via email or phone to see what your options are. If the delivery of a car is not essential at this time, it should be delayed until after lockdown measures are eased How will home delivery on a new car be affected? The guidance on vehicle delivery for car sales remains unclear, so Auto Trader have decided not to launch our Home Delivery options at this time. We are closely monitoring Government guidance, however, so that when lockdown measures are lifted, we do have solutions that are ready to go. Some dealerships and retailers are offering home delivery services. If you need a car for essential travel, such as visiting a vulnerable person in need of care, please contact the dealer direct via email or phone to see what your options are. If the delivery of a car is not essential at this time, it should be delayed until after lockdown measures are eased
  19. Thanks for that,do they charge by the nautical mile?
  20. Oh ok thanks Still wouldn't use it though I guess getting a brighthouse type loan there must help