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EPV if you are a LTD company basically don’t do it.BTW I have not been severely burned by HMRC just severely inconvienced over a long period of time.Also just looked at your site,the coaching from the guys appears to have worked,it looks good to me.One thing ,I think your starship mileage 14 C Class should be £9950...believe it or not,but I am fully qualified on that type of stuff !

HMRC have imagination,they love car dealers.If you get caught out on just one sale,they will take you to the cleaners. If you are a ltd Company,takings must be paid direct into a company bank account.I have been there years ago,was paying cash into a private B/S account then just transferring it into the company account to save charges.Our accountant stopped me because HMRC could have taxed me for personally receiving the cash.

For a long time,we used to buy cheap sets of mats from Maccess ( anyone remember them ).They were’t very good but the packaging was,it said ‘Luxury Car Mats’.So we just used to hand the punters a set on collection and they were delighted.We don’t use them know but our regulars ask for them because they think we have forgotten to hand them over !

I get the impression you are a bit nervous about this one.If it’s ex lease,it will probably have good history and could also have a detailed print out .You may find that if you price it right you may attract a buyer from far away.There is some great high spec mileagey stuff out there,you just need to know how to market them.

Hi Natalie...I am impressed your responding on here after 10 pm.I take it you mean no clawbacks for early settlements after 3 months.However,when cases go legal surely that is a different matter.I used to always keep the annual rates and terms contracts with Black Horse ( who were very good for us) and when we agreed a new deal they would just say sign there it is the same terms as last year.I would then check it word for word with the previous one and ............!

So it was you AD,that must have been the last straw for them,no wonder they went tits up.In our John Lewis I often see them priced up ,some of them are just under 2 grand !

Even better.....most of the stuff our guys buy are over Crap Clean and they are still for nowt.

And no auction fees !.....a descent new kiddies buggy probably costs more than £1650.....It’s a Hughie Green car ?

I bet you paid above Crap clean for that.......and it was for nowt.We have been selling stuff like that for years,just don’t be greedy.

WOMA is a great sale,it is a family business,discovered them in 94.I am not clued in on commercials but they have a good Metpol contract and there will be some good stuff.They have good franchised dealer and local authority stuff aswell,however it is busy and traders travel from far and wide to buy.When I was on the road buying,it was my favourite sale.Know nothing about MMA but you may also want to consider Brightwells. .

I would certainly like to know the judging criteria for this award,which auctions were considered and also who were the judges.In our area we have Manheim Washington for instance which was a CMA purpose built auction centre which has long since been neglected by Manheim.I would be interested to know how it faired with the judges.The overall result must be in doubt when you consider that the market leaders BCA appear to have blown Manheim ‘out of the water’ with their financial results. I was also interested to see ‘the most innovative product’ award winner Moto Novo for ‘find and fund my car’,need I say anymore.

When they are new they must be good for PCP and Motability but their cannot be many people buying them with their own money.I imagine at 2 year old,they may be a good pitch car,cheap and late plate etc.As for SsangYong,I see there top of the range is listed at £37k,what’s that worth after 18 months.....£12k on a good day.Can you imagine being tucked up with a franchise for them.

Yeah....do the maths......It makes me laugh every time the Dacia ad voiceover guy ( Caldwell ) says that.I don’t know how they get away with it.Nobody has ever said to me ‘ I am looking for a Dacia ‘.

AD.......you could go one better.There is a ex Police guy in Manchester who operates as Altered Images who can generate images to make your unit or whatever look any way you want and he is very cheap.He certainly helped us out .

If it is provisional it works either way.If they come back the next day and not on sale day,you do not have to buy it.In the past I have sometimes said sorry my bid is out of time and then offered them less.Or I might say OK I will take it,but I need a favour on something else etc.

Castrol Hypoy 90 diff oil mixed with tea bags I seem to remember worked on boxes.I don’t think it would now of course,these modern tea bags are not up to strength.

I had forgotten about Glass’s check book,handy for trim fabric names.I think Glass’s guide was posted out in Alphabetical order so if you were called Adams or Brown you would receive yours quicker before the end of the month.Main dealers did not know this of course so you could sometimes offer them ‘book’ for stuff which made them happy.A week later the book might go up so you had bought the stuff at the right price.That may have changed but one thing has not,main dealers remain as dim as ever when it comes to our job.

Yes and no,management buy out several years ago but no longer have any control.Currently have about a dozen cars on the pitch.We have another really good pitch which has come back to us off lease which we are trying to rent out.I will probably finish up reopening that .....after over 50 years agrovation,I must be mad.

I had heard proper traders refer to Brighouse with phrases like ‘den of thieves’ but never believed it.However we are talking about what now would be referred to as insider trading’.The Brighouse guy ( now retired ) explained that he had his own line there.I think he said he used to inspect the entries and mostly select ex company direct stuff.He would give his list to the auctioneer who would bounce them through unsold and he would negotiate for them afterwards.The stuff he bought would then be lined up again and resold in the next sale.In those days there were no vendor reps on the rostrum.Interestingly a Brighouse manager was moved to another sale we used and a similar thing happened and had been discovered by chance.Although at the time I had not yet met the Brighouse guy....It was a long time ago and I am pleased things have changed to the better,I have to say our guys still buy the odd one there although come to think about it our main buyer is from Barnsley !

That would be right...from the Yorkies.However I did OK at CMA Leeds,but Brighouse.....I remember seeing these mental prices there so I sent down a desirable Jag Coupe to sell.Never got a bid,they wanted me to slash the reserve so I rescued it,Years later I met one of the Brighouse heavy tackle kingpin buyers ...full Yorky spec.He told me what went on and it all fell into place.They operated a ‘bounce out system’.

Hi EPV I am unsure what you mean.One thing you may struggle to do is rock up to say Chelmsford,Colchester or B/Bushe on big sale days and expect to buy the most desirable high spec stock.Alternativeley you can do the opposite.As an example,you could buy a cheap poverty model ( that’s entry level to Top Gear fans ) A3 in black or doom blue and shit brown leather trim and improve it with current model new oversized copy Chinese alloys and tyres,some sort of spoiler,chrome w/mirror and rear light cluster covers or similar shit and you have created your own ‘special edition’ and you just have to give it a name.You will still have plenty of margin and the phone will ring. Back down the salt mines....er ....Puerto Portals Mallorca

Brighouse and you didn’t get stitched up,it’s a Yorky closed shop !

Yeah,Alf Roberts bird with the upmarket penthouse.......I have to tell you,in reality that penthouse was a top floor council flat in Gateshead !

To quote the founder of Tesco....’only half your advertising works,but you don’t know which half ‘.

Hi Trident I wasn’t referring to you,you sell vans so you need a bid.Its the others with their steer clear of Focuses bad news advice etc.