New year revolutions......

I had 3 ladies in today all together and from the nearest large town,they all work in the big hospital and I kept telling them not to get too near me but they seemed to think it wasn't important,I take my health very seriously 6 feet away minimum

Question to the house Are you concerned yet I am

Well mine this week are a beetle that won't drive because it's in a garage with its head off in a 1000 bits but she will let me have it at £500 ,off this car she must have because she's a carer and has no transport , apparently the flower on the dash is doing well mind And then a ford with no clutch and a value of a wet paper bag, I offered to get it shifted for the customer as a goodwill gesture,what a nightmare trying to get someone within 10 miles to shift it ,I made the first error by using facepalm, I thought they just did the innit talk in text speak but no they speak it too,then I went on to scrap my car but they wanted my left leg measurement so it's still sat there taking up the queens highway

Those crumbs get everywhere dont they,try something like a chocolate hobnob next time

Sounds like a brilliant plan He's driving his own car on a car insurance policy He goes past a a photographing speed awareness van He gets snapped He says it woz me mate innit Turns out mate not insured for car So then its allowing a person to drive your car with an uninsured driver Then they look at the photos And its perjury A friend once denied a speeding ticket and they sent him a photo where you could see a boogie up his nose Get a sat nav that beeps at you if you are in the habit of doing 80 in 70

i use a coin or whistle-------------- see which way the wind is blowing then put on enough to make it worthwhile for a fish supper

It should be your policy to always praise how you are doing If you used to appear at the auction in the doldrums the traders would come round like crows picking at you so I was always busy when asked ,it puts them on a downer and then they used to buy my sh t I'd entered Happy days......

well according to google if you weren't dead you would be 78

Yes xmas trees everyone seemed to lots left this year,wouldn't have one in my house mind Cafe mobile.. Every area is different,thing is you could get 2 years trading before the council shut you if you were sensible in some places

Yes it's not lust it's the purr of the rockers clattering the camshaft s that they love to hear

Might be best if you can ascertain what might sell best in your location before buying scattergun stock This year gone it was suggested to me to sell xmas trees,I did a bit of digging but not with a spade and came to the conclusion everyone including Harry's dad was selling them so it was a no no What about a mobile cafe? On site

No

My sister in laws family have a purrgeot franchise and I can concur They only make money from warranty claims and servicing not selling cars and certainly they can't justify the glass and chrome that purr want

Best of luck Try the tfr but its nasty stuff Might be easier replacing the seats

Somebody wants to start up an online business where cars can be delivered to your door

So No one wants to buy my face masks then

The thing forgotten by lots of you is he runs a pitch so what is the point of gunning a a car away to just replace it with something that might also turn into a landmark or worse turn out to be a lemon,theres nothing good about a main road sales site with gaps in the stock or its spread out ,as it always looks like your going bust

I'm being careful dealing with customers In an average winter some customers feel that if they have the sniffles I should have them too,fortunately not working in an air conditioned office with triple glazing free biscuits and racy Sonia to look after me I don't normally succumb to man flu However I am taking reasonable precautions to this man made super virus Are you.? Is the question to the house

there arent enough decent cars to go round so there will have to be a feeding frenzy trade prices go up to unattainable figures margins for everyone gone the purse starts to empty lets be honest its a load of suits round a table like at poker chucking their money in because they have too much of it and they can

this if i buy a car i like its a sticker if i put my worzil gummidge hat on and think some tart will love this ,i get a quicker easier sale plus the more you know the less you tend to bu,y, particularly if you go and view i went across the country monday morning in the worst weather i can remember,got to the company,kicked the tyres offered a small dip and 20 minutes later paperwork done heading back to work,if i had appraised it properly i wouldnt have bought but this was outside my comfort zone and i needed to buy it so i did

How long do you expect to sit on a car? until the flooding goes down I have a car here coming up for a birthday so you cannot say, every car is different Y ou have to remember theres always a bum for a seat its just finding the bum and prising the money off him/her/it

3 bags for an 11 plate Ford van.?

I had a kazoo when I was a kid or a bazooka as I knew it My parents took it off me in the end because all it did was make lots of noise but not actually achieve anything

hi bethany here,can we just have your details so i can check this for you kiss kiss xxxxxxxx...................

All good points but wear a face mask when you go in