Sales tips and closing techniques? that's for the franchise big boys and the shady supermarkets with their suits and their Pendle trained, admin fee, lava hot coffee, I'll ask the manager, throw in free car mats tricks who don't care what car they put someone in as long as they hit their target.
Balloons, big wavey men, bunting and boots open? - maybe 20 years ago but the car is 90% sold before the buyer turns up in my experience these days. they usually come for a specific car they've seen online and as everyone above has already said if you handle it right, test drive and don't pressure people, people buy the car - that's not the hard part, that's 10% of the job.
not sure what you're paying £65-£70 per car on stationary, think that's my stationary budget for the year. are you literally gift wrapping each car?
if you're the owner operator of a small dealership theres no such thing as regular hours, its 24/7 but I employ 2 people in my sales team and they're fantastic. they work alternate weekends between them, start at 10 and are still here most night at 6-7, depends on how busy we are. we have live chat and that's always on and responded to within minutes.
we ditched shirts and ties about 5 years ago and have some nice branded uniforms, cargo pants, polo shirts and fleeces, buy in bulk with a range of colours and the guys love them.
its all common sense tbh. people aren't stupid in my experience and can spot when you're coming on with any sales techniques - we had someone in at the weekend, they looked at Q5 S line, lovely car, £25k, they went away to look at another at local Audi main dealer but came back and bought ours, they said they didn't like the pushy sales person who didn't really car about them - nothing wrong with the car. that's where we win, as small independents we can give so much more than some of the big boys by NOT being your stereotypical dealer