So. Woman emailed overnight Thursday about one. Rang first thing in the morning and said would be coming over in the afternoon from 45 miles away. Wanted to pay cash and no px. Told her we closed at 6 and, if lucky, the journey would take her an hour. She rang at 5.15 to say she was just leaving... I would like to see this car gone so I said I'd wait (error #1) Pitched up at ten to seven and then asked all manner of daft questions about the car - why did someone sell it? Why are the brake callipers rusty? How much would a new windscreen cost? What happens if the plastic bumpers start to rust? Then wanted to test drive it. I agree (error #2). 40 minutes later return and then decides she wants to px her 04 plate Meriva. 135k mls, 20 minutes MOT, 2 different shades of silver, all wheels damaged and inside like Shrek's underpants. Offered £300 to get the deal done. Then she wants finance. And wants to take it straight away. Go through the HP vs PCP presentation (error #3) and we get to an agreeable monthly payment. Produces driving licence for ID - expired last month and wrong address anyway. Nothing else available, so is it OK if finance is in her partner's name? 8pm gave her a finance prop form to take away to fill in. Haven't seen or heard of her since. Didn't ring her either (correct decision #1).