The Car Dealer Obituary Section. Messages of support & Cracker Jokes please.

[jamslug 91]

I am lonely in my office today. Don't want to talk to anyone and don't really have that Friday feeling. I had my budgie put down this morning. My best friend of 13 years! Gone.

 

Just want to give you the opportunity to cheer me up by sharing some crap cracker jokes that you have had at your Christmas Parties.

 

 

James

[Becca Chaplin 20]

Really sorry to hear this James and I even more sorry that I don't have a cracker joke for you!

[James Baggott 227]

Sorry to hear this sir. If I had a good joke I'd share it. Unfortunately the only joke is my lack of jokes. Chin up.

[GreenGiant 287]

When a man with a lisp says "bithnith"

 

...You know he means business.

[Andy Entwistle 96]

two snowmen in a field, one says to the other, "ere, can you smell carrots.....?"

 

[RandomJord 7]

A rabbi, a priest and a reverend walk into a pub.........the barmen says "is this some sort of joke?"

 

2 Blondes walk into a Bar..... you'dve thought one of them would have seen it

 

2 Fish swim into a wall, one turns to the other and says "dam"

 

 

ok thats me out for now

[Jack Regan 116]

This Made me laugh....

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61-0p2VzaAM

[CJ Underhill 34]

" two nuns in bath..............

[CJ Underhill 34]

You can tell alot about a person from the car they drive

 

for example... if it's in a ditch.... its a woman