have a word with the wife 299 Posted May 26, 2021 (edited) i Just made £143, is that ok ? joke Edited May 26, 2021 by have a word with the wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trade vet 702 Posted May 26, 2021 48 minutes ago, have a word with the wife said: i Just made £143, is that ok ? joke Yes they are claiming £143 Gross Profit per Unit as being a success.Classic financial market bullshit.All very Alan Partridge.At some stage someone might point out their actual Cost of Sales per Unit could be £3,000 or whatever.I suppose they can’t claim a success by admitting a loss of £2850 on each sale. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TRADE SURVIVOR 33 Posted May 26, 2021 Mr Chesterman is without doubt a very clever guy who will personally trouser a fortune from the venture, what a salesman. As far as I understand (might be wrong I often am) his modus operandum is to build a business and move it on, which I think will be the case here. Blockbuster and the housing market were ripe for online disruption however, used cars are a different ball game altogether, particularly in the UK. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCS01 27 Posted May 27, 2021 £143. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Horgan 564 Posted May 27, 2021 (edited) I must be a greedy type lol Customer just told me this week that she thought £160 was quite sufficient profit out of her PX , I asked what she wanted . £2,000 she said lol because I know what you will sell it for . Whats that then ?, £40 advert and you will easy get £2,200 Lady your a genius i told her , but what about Valet , Service , Two tyres , MOT , VAT , £20 of fuel , Advertising , Wages , Running costs , warranty costs . Then the hassle of selling your pile of un loved scrap " You have all these cars to pay that she utters " Lady your car is valued at £ 500 end of thanks for coming . Bye . She left and came back two hours later , I've sold my car to my niece for £500 what discount can i get now . NOTHING sorry I sold the car 30 mins after you left . ____________________________________________________________________________ We have it all wrong , £143 is plenty , Bread and water Chaps , Porridge on Sundays . Edited May 27, 2021 by David Horgan 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blenheim Car Sales 111 Posted May 27, 2021 (edited) David..........................that was the mike drop moment for you to there, Well done, Love it when that happens Edited May 28, 2021 by Blenheim Car Sales Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Horgan 564 Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Blenheim Car Sales said: David..........................that was the mike drop moment for you to here, Well done, Love it when that happens Made My day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
It's me 615 Posted May 28, 2021 On 5/27/2021 at 2:52 PM, David Horgan said: I must be a greedy type lol Customer just told me this week that she thought £160 was quite sufficient profit out of her PX , I asked what she wanted . £2,000 she said lol because I know what you will sell it for . Whats that then ?, £40 advert and you will easy get £2,200 Lady your a genius i told her , but what about Valet , Service , Two tyres , MOT , VAT , £20 of fuel , Advertising , Wages , Running costs , warranty costs . Then the hassle of selling your pile of un loved scrap " You have all these cars to pay that she utters " Lady your car is valued at £ 500 end of thanks for coming . Bye . She left and came back two hours later , I've sold my car to my niece for £500 what discount can i get now . NOTHING sorry I sold the car 30 mins after you left . ____________________________________________________________________________ We have it all wrong , £143 is plenty , Bread and water Chaps , Porridge on Sundays . Beauty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites