Funny how its different isn't it in different places , Our local Aldi is like trying to get in the Bank of England after closing time dressed in a convict suit while wearing a clown face .
Stand there , wait here , don't move ,go now Last time i went for a pint of milk this girl gave me a trolley , so i dumped it at the door , to be tapped on the shoulder and told to take the trolley back as its a social distance tool , really i said , fetch the store boss , NOW , Told the boss the girl at the door halfheartedly wiped the handle , then this Muppet dragged it down to me without wiping it tapped me on the shoulder with his less than two metre arm and told me to queue up with it and was he implying i couldn't stand two meters apart .
Here's your milk , stuff your store , I'll go 40 yds up the road to a garage who appreciates the sale , walked out .