Listen mate, you are clearly trying to be funny but this is serious, I'm desperate to get rid of this car and have some "Me" time so I can work out where it all went wrong.
Since I started in the trade yesterday I've gone grey, my wife's left me and I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown so please try and have some compassion and take this seriously.
Unless you are offering cold hard cash or a 20 year old blonde with double d's and a tight body I'm not interested
As per my original post I don't even have a camera (somebody obviously can't read ).
The best I can do is get my 6 year old to do some more drawings and I'll forward them to you via carrier pigeon
I think there was a recall on that! It was a cut out for the sunroof but they did it upside down