Toyota Avensis Auto Diesel

[Arfur Dealy 823]

2 hours ago, NoMargin said:

Yes Sunday after 9, and don't forget to shill bid on what your selling

 Of course, but only from a different users account, separate name address and email. No links. 

[c_cars 56]

On 05/10/2017 at 3:07 PM, andymc1973 said:

Hi all, im about to put this up for sale so who's up for some light hearted fun? The ad will state *no last price* *no best price* *no calls after 5pm*, how long until one if not all three of these statements are ignored? This is going to be a World of pain, note to self "what doesn't kill me can only make me stronger"

 

Andy

Is it sold yet Andy? 

[ik1980 11]

I have bought from them before, most of the stuff is high mileage, ropey stuff. Some stuff is alright. 

They let you check it over after you win the auction and take a test drive too. No obligation to buy either. They do sell a lot though!

[andymc1973 199]

3 hours ago, Chris said:

Is it sold yet Andy? 

no not yet.....

[BHM 994]

You can't advertise as offering a test drive & then stating it's spares/repairs/scrap etc. I thought I occasionally employed the odd sharp practice but I obviously have much to learn.

I suppose it's "Fuck Trading Standards", let's get on with it.

[Tom 164]

Yeah thats a chap called Jason up at blackbushe usually buys leggy high spec stuff  well known to the auctioneers.

[NoMargin 11]

15 hours ago, Arfur Dealy said:

 Of course, but only from a different users account, separate name address and email. No links. 

To be honest, I don't think eBay give two Flying fucks, as long as your paying them a healthy a balance each month ✌ 

[sparky 274]

On 06/10/2017 at 8:35 PM, Arfur Dealy said:

If you want to know how to auction cars on eBay, whatch these guys  

https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/carswithnoreservereading?_trksid=p2053788.m1543.l2754

 

Very entertaing. Love this description of a 2010 Scenic "  THIS ONE DRIVES HORRIBLY, JUST REALLY TIRED, ITS FILTHY AND WORN INSIDE, ITS JUST A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE CAR, WE DONT WANT ANY COMPLAINTS

[SC Derby 259]

Just put a 2004 Kia Sedona on

97k

diesel

7 seats

£300

6 days MOT

Let the fun and games begin 

[sparky 274]

1 minute ago, SC Derby said:

Just put a 2004 Kia Sedona on

97k

diesel

7 seats

£300

6 days MOT

Let the fun and games begin 

Your really asking for trouble, just don't look at your phone when you've had a few.

I put a Triumph Stag on ebay last week, spares or repair, it's fecked. A brutally honest description which included the lines non runner, no keys and no docs as well as please don't contact be email as by not answering I may offend. You've guessed it, I received emails along the line of 'I know your not answering emails, but....', and the winning bidder is now wondering how he is going to move it without any keys and can i get some cut.  Hmmmmmm, let me think about that....

[BHM 994]

Hahaha, they're absolute beauties aren't they?

[andymc1973 199]

first will be asking you to test it

[Dan W 57]

1 hour ago, sparky said:

Very entertaing. Love this description of a 2010 Scenic "  THIS ONE DRIVES HORRIBLY, JUST REALLY TIRED, ITS FILTHY AND WORN INSIDE, ITS JUST A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE CAR, WE DONT WANT ANY COMPLAINTS

wish I could write this about some of the retail stuff I have in right now haha

[BHM 994]

"Do you think it'll test mate?"

"I'm from a disabled family, I need something reliable that won't break down. Can tell me honestly what the car's like and can you assure me this is absolutely fine?"

"Will you deliver it so I can have a look & if I like it we'll possibly do a deal"

"I've 2 phones, a Sony XYZ & a Samsung 123, they're both worth more than your car so you can make some money from them, swop m8"

"Best price, m8"

"Can I bring my mechanic" (What!?!! These fuckers are looking at bangers but can afford to retain a mechanic!)

"How much tax is on it?"

[SC Derby 259]

first people here on it now, also been offered £270 and would I test it and go 50/50 on the cost. 

 

LOL

SOLD SOLD SOLD to a trader from Birmingham

He's gonna smart repair the bumper, stick a ticket on it & £695 it, lol!

[metcars 397]

21 hours ago, twerp said:

Yes he also buys the cheap stuff at Bedford

He must get around, there's a few from Enfield branch on there.

I always thought it inappropriate to take photos of stock while the cars are still on the auction site with the screen 'top', but there you go

[andymc1973 199]

1 hour ago, SC Derby said:

first people here on it now, also been offered £270 and would I test it and go 50/50 on the cost. 

 

LOL

SOLD SOLD SOLD to a trader from Birmingham

He's gonna smart repair the bumper, stick a ticket on it & £695 it, lol!

he's going to whack a moody test on and gumtree it

[Linctrader 16]

1 hour ago, met said:

He must get around, there's a few from Enfield branch on there.

I always thought it inappropriate to take photos of stock while the cars are still on the auction site with the screen 'top', but there you go

I used to think he took pictures before stuff went through the sale (Like a few days before), fired it up on ebay for a few days and then completed on those cars that showed the most promise online (by way of good bidding).

To have 100 cars at a time which he sometimes has up would mean someone has some serious bank rolling or they have worked out a system that allows for them to 'pre-sell' and only buy what they know is pretty much sold already.

Or I'm wide of the mark and just dreaming such a system was possible!

[metcars 397]

1 hour ago, twerp said:

They used to cover Walsall / Measham / Nottingham but tend to stay South now.

I knew an independant buyer who was instructed to buy anything 'cheap' for them.

They must make a fortune.

Good luck to them, just out of interest, this wouldn't be an 'Asian' setup would it?

[metcars 397]

21 minutes ago, twerp said:

No white English

Only they usually have the ability to combine family/financial resources in such a way as to make these things work well.

[have a word with the wife 299]

On 07/10/2017 at 0:20 PM, twerp said:

They have been around for over 10 years under different names, they source purely from BCA.

I think everything is sold on a scrap invoice now.

Old name was Sterling Cars, Reading.

 

Is why the trades got a bad name, withdrawing consumer rights, but ! scroll to bottom of advert [ not that many customers do that ] and we see =  Returns will be accepted as per the requirements of the Consumer Rights Act 2015

[ik1980 11]

I don't know how he sells on ebay, he must get enough time wasters and no shows etc...

[BHM 994]

12 minutes ago, ik1980 said:

I don't know how he sells on ebay, he must get enough time wasters and no shows etc...

He must get absolutely tortured. I guess he takes it on the chin & simply relists.

[andymc1973 199]

the car has now attracted several offers and I'm led to believe Mumsy and Basher are currently en route, i think they may have died in a car crash as that was Saturday, no mind as Imzy (sic) will give me £1800 as thats what it should be priced at (innit)

[BHM 994]

42 minutes ago, andymc1973 said:

the car has now attracted several offers and I'm led to believe Mumsy and Basher are currently en route, i think they may have died in a car crash as that was Saturday, no mind as Imzy (sic) will give me £1800 as thats what it should be priced at (innit)

Haha, I've a very cheap diesel Auris & the idiots are torturing me - they sound like similar people. An Asian gentleman on the phone offered me a p/x, every time I asked a question on the car he asked someone in the background, and then trotted out the answer - he didn't even know whether it was petrol or diesel. Anyhow £900 will buy his 2004 Peugeot 306, 140K miles, in London (surprise, surprise) - PM me if you want this nutters phone no.

I had some greedy white trash out to see it today - in a 2000 Golf Tdi "the best car I've ever owned son" 

It seems he was expecting a brand new Toyota, but then apparently you can buy "mint" 2007 low mileage Golf diesels for £1450 on a Sunday night on eBay after I'd said they were £2500-3000 cars.

Me: Why didn't you buy it. 

HIM: Cos I missed out on it.

Me: So you hadn't seen it?

Him: No.

Me: How do you know it was mint then?

Him: Cos it said on the advert.

Me: You now been priced conditioned & you now expect a minter for £1500. You're obviously a Golf man so we'll leave it at that. Good luck in your search.

What a fucking day - I should of stayed in bed.