I give you 2....
1) one man was being checked into custody for drugs... Had lots of notes on him so we was counting it at the custody desk. Another prisoner was being moved from the nurses room to a cell and he leaped at the desk trying to take the cash and was pounded upon by few heavyweights.... Yes in a secure police station custody block - how on earth did he think he would get away with the cash? Like I said they are thick and in this weird mindset.
2) Post office was being robbed by 2 men armed with a gun in a bag. The owner had his own gun and pulled it out. The 2 tried running out but was locked in.
We turned up and found they only had a banana in a carrier bag.... We asked them why you ran - one said "my banana wouldn't even fire blanks" and matey pulled out the real thing.
All 3 got done - including the owner for possessing a fire arms.
Hate the domestic jobs. Gosh they are annoying as F. She said this. He said that. She shagged him. He did that.