We Have All Wanted To Do It At Some Point ... !

[Tadams 29]

I like to avoid the Mail as much as possible but must admit this tickled me... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6515723/Car-seller-tricks-rude-buyer-12-mile-wild-goose-chase.html 

[Dan W 57]

seems to have fake exchange written all over that.

[David Horgan 564]

Heard of similar to this that actually did happen .

Trader friend gets call with daft bid from 200 miles away 5k off asking  

His answer was that's a bit steep , But ok Then and would you like new tyres too .

Yes 

choose the brand and I'll fit them 

Pirelli 

Ok , its only got one key would you like another too 

Yes 

Ok ,now do you want me to lick the wheels clean for you while i'm changing the tyres 

Yes 

See you at 2pm tomorrow then my friend 

2 pm comes and the dopey sod turns up to buy the car 

Trader friend says , sorry mate its sold 

Its over there dopey customer says , I know he says the wife bought it at that price though before you got here , Cheerio  

Prospective Customer went Nuts . Didn't make the mail though 

[BHM 994]

 That’s why I don’t do business by text.

[Mikey360 68]

"Dont be a dick I really like the car"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously?! 

[Contracts 68]

3 hours ago, Dan W said:

seems to have fake exchange written all over that.

Sadly agree with you, so many people want their 5 minutes of fame and do things like this in the hope they go viral.

[It's me 613]

old saying but worth remembering

dick with a dick and they know where you are

you don't know where they are

politely decline all lowball offers and move on

a proper customer is just round the corned

you can't reason with a nutter........................

[MrC 142]

Love it.