David Horgan 564 Posted September 4, 2018 Just had a guy to see a car yesterday . Do you take choppers he says , Yes What do you have ? MX5 on private though its 2005 125,000 miles , OK I say look it up its 2003 at, he didn't want to know that 178,345 miles didnt want to know that either Then he starts , I want £1,500 for the car . £1,000 for the reg plate , £650 for the hard top , £200 for the tyres I've just fitted I'm selling it all as a bundle for £3,000 " BARGAIN " Your car is rusty though with NO service history , one key , ripped seats , hardly any paint left , and the rag top roof is full of holes . Was most offended when i told him its £50 at most , I don't want the Plate , I don't want the Hard top and if you really want you can have the tyres back cos its going to scrap . Scrap WOW now that did offend him LOL Needless to say we didn't do the deal BUT it was still outside two hours later as it had packed up , wouldn't start , got towed away by his friend BUNDLE PX I've never come across that before . Beware he's still looking out there somewhere Made us laugh when he had gone 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stalker 180 Posted September 4, 2018 £50!!! I can beat that sir... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EPV 631 Posted September 4, 2018 Value the PX before they arrive! Mind you i suppose that doesn’t help you pitch boys.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
It's me 615 Posted September 4, 2018 ive never seen an mx5 not start boy thats some car he had just a pity you didnt realise the favour he was doing you by letting it go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Horgan 564 Posted September 5, 2018 11 hours ago, EPV said: Value the PX before they arrive! Mind you i suppose that doesn’t help you pitch boys.... He just turned up with his bundle , Tried to catch me out I think 12 hours ago, Stalker said: £50!!! I can beat that sir... I'M not going above £55 so the bid might be yours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave2302 387 Posted September 5, 2018 I'd have added £100 to the Sales Car Price, "Vehicle disposal fee" for the "chopper" ........................... BTW did you tell him "Chopper" is another word for COCK !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stalker 180 Posted September 5, 2018 32 minutes ago, David Horgan said: He just turned up with his bundle , Tried to catch me out I think I'M not going above £55 so the bid might be yours Remember... there is two ways you can beat a price! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Horgan 564 Posted September 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Stalker said: Remember... there is two ways you can beat a price! HaHa so you meant £10 or less lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
