andymc1973 199 Posted October 9, 2017 do these wankers ever buy a car? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
It's me 615 Posted October 10, 2017 2 hours ago, tradex said: ....sadly my technical hotline is for customers not messers. same here but it took me a long time and i can still be a fool occasionaly i particularly like nice puppies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted October 10, 2017 At last, can you believe Mumsy's car is on the list and the NMR must have slipped his mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted October 10, 2017 or it was checked with a different mileage at another valuation, its the fact they are fucking liars annoys me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CJ Underhill 34 Posted October 10, 2017 On 08/10/2017 at 1:15 PM, Dan W said: wish I could write this about some of the retail stuff I have in right now haha Has anybody seen some of the stuff advertised at Farmers Matlock? I like to have a read on a quite day when i need cheering up. I'll happy buy who ever writes the adverts a pint 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan W 57 Posted October 10, 2017 3 hours ago, CJ Underhill said: Has anybody seen some of the stuff advertised at Farmers Matlock? I like to have a read on a quite day when i need cheering up. I'll happy buy who ever writes the adverts a pint Alfa Romeo SPIDER. Just like the Real Thing, Horrible, Black and Ugly. £SOLD. Offers!!!!! HAHA ^ love it from their website. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
It's me 615 Posted October 10, 2017 Good Straight Example Of One Of The Worst Cars Ever Made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparky 274 Posted October 11, 2017 19 hours ago, CJ Underhill said: Has anybody seen some of the stuff advertised at Farmers Matlock? I like to have a read on a quite day when i need cheering up. I'll happy buy who ever writes the adverts a pint Great find. One of the best car descriptions I've ever read was done by a local dealer to me years ago before tinternet, still makes me chuckle to this day. 'This car has done more miles than Judith Charmers and looks just as bad'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparky 274 Posted October 11, 2017 1 minute ago, tradex said: That orange Citroen Pluriel would be right up her back alley then. As the actress said to the bishop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted November 1, 2017 Ok to update: numerous emails with regards to part exchanging, 3 cars clocked and 4 on the list, all didn't realise and it was "news to them", 6 lots (not sure what the collective is) en route from various areas beginning with B who never showed, my personal fave was Mumzy who was 2 mins away at 9pm and then vanished, at least Bash had the grace to vanish around Leeds, we then had a guy send the AA out to check the car, they stated no issues and good order throughout, he then wanted money off and when I refused walked away, a chap test drove the car yesterday and proclaimed gear box on the way out and could I take it to his mechanic who'd check it over... I have just had "Brian" on the phone who can't speak a word of the Queens but understands price is fixed I am thoroughly demoralised and would love to know who sells cars to these utter cock sockets Thes people would have have you right over without a second thought, utterly hideous rogues and cheaters and thats being kind, I've just Brian i have decided to put hens in the car rather than sell him it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arfur Dealy 823 Posted November 1, 2017 Bradford..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHM 994 Posted November 1, 2017 Andy, it’s absolutely friggin desperate at the moment & about 99% of callers are horrible, lying, bullshitting scum. I had a cheap diesel Auris & was tortured by utter subhuman cretins until it eventually went. I feel your pain cos I’ve had a slightly scruffy but low mileage diesel Golf Plus for bloody months & a few weeks ago I cut the legs off the price. Almost every day I get another VW twat who intends “coming tomorrow”, the VW war cry of “cambelt” is ringing in my ears & the usual Yorkshire-Asain accent telling me it’s got to be cheaper cos it’s for his sister/uncle/friend. I’ve had about 6 or 7 telling me not to sell it cos they’re coming for it in a few days - I have never spoken to so many pathetic big talkers. DEMORALISED is defo the word this week! PS I assume sockets should read suckers?? PPS A caller on the VW said he’d pay me if I “just dropped it off” for him - “I’m only 100 miles away” he insists. Bloody “Taffy” lives in Cardiff which is almost a 600 mike round trip!! This idiot thought I’d set off without checking the miles & just laughed about it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted November 1, 2017 I can remember talking to trading standards and they advise not buying a car from Bradford Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arfur Dealy 823 Posted November 1, 2017 1 hour ago, BHM said: subhuman Love it.....along with Bottom Feeders... Keep yer chin up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arfur Dealy 823 Posted November 2, 2017 1 hour ago, tradex said: Cock socket works just as well though and will be phrase of the week down here Ok, give us some descriptions of a "cock socket" ...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHM 994 Posted November 2, 2017 Hahaha, come to think about it Andy may have actually meant “socket”. As a socket is something that receives something else I suppose something that receives cocks must be a complete & utter errr...henhouse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted November 2, 2017 Yup cock socket and at times thunder c**t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted November 2, 2017 apparently the next potential buyer says cars ben in an accident and needs a turbo, he will buy if cheap lol, car's going to auction now, life's too short "Jonny" has just called who sounds very Asian for such an English name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted November 2, 2017 and sold via a £200 chip, they had to spoil it by short changing me £100 which I had to ask for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MSP Motors 39 Posted November 2, 2017 £100 for petrol boss? They did have to come all that way .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
have a word with the wife 299 Posted November 2, 2017 33 minutes ago, andymc1973 said: they had to spoil it by short changing me £100 which I had to ask for says it all really Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted November 3, 2017 and they smeared oil under the bonnet, not a mark on the engine though, must think I'm brand new Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
