LMFAO Stick around, you'll see far better digressions (and transgressions ) than my mediocre efforts, there are some guys here who are masters of the art
My computer screen often gets coffee spat at it followed by side splitting laughter
I agree, what I would do here is, (if after the inspection I was certain it had been sabotaged), I'd offer a refund, less 45 pence per mile covered, and less the cost of repairing whatever said sabotage came to !!
If there was ensuing threats etc I would then tell the punter to "Go forth and do your worst".
Just make sure you cover all the bases and scenarios !!
Thankfully I don't get these sort of morons these days, one of the many reasons I upped sticks, sold up and moved to a remote area
Yeah, over the years there is now a few that have infiltrated up here, but I choose not to do business with them, can sniff them out a mile off