Cocacolonoscopy

Dude wants to know what's going wrong for him, I'm not going to pat him on the back and say "there, there, it'll all be OK, maybe it's just bad luck". What's the point in that? He needs a massive overhaul of his online presence, and to understand that it isn't just a patch up job, it's a burn it to the ground and start again job.

No polite way of saying it, my dad always used to say "If you're gonna be a bitch, be the whole bitch" EDIT: The more I look at this, the worse it gets. " When buying a car from us you will receive All Cars Come With Standard 3 months warranty & can be upgraded at costumers cost. Full 60 Point Check of The vehicle 7 Days Drive Away Insurance (T&C APPLY) Full Car Valet 12 Months Mot (T&C APPLY) ALL CARS HAVE A ADMIN FEE ALL DEPOSITS ARE NON REFUNDABLE !!! We also Arrange Finance with all major lenders All Major Credit and Debit Cards Accepted We also are Fca regulated and have a Ccl Licence " Firstly this makes absolutely no coherent sense. "when buying from us you will recieve all cars come with a ......." If you're going to use a header then don't restart the sentence. It should just say When buying from us you will recieve; A standard 3 month warranty etc FCA and CCL should be capitalised. What shouldn't be capitalised is that bullshit about admin fees and non refundable deposits. Also it's "an admin" not "a admin". Why is that shit before the finance and credit debit bits. It's the stuff that should be small print. FML I could do this for hours

Long time lurker, first time poster, but this has to be said... Your website is a ****** disaster. It's like whoever designed the site just vomited code on a page and published it, your copy is full of amateurish grammatical, punctuation, and spelling mistakes. If I was in the market for a car I would have closed your page within 30 seconds of opening the tab before I even browsed your stock. We operate in a digital age, and to the rest of the world outside a 1 mile radius, this is your showroom, and it looks like it's run by a 14 year old. Incidentally if you want to invest in a good website without the dreadful copy I can point you in the direction of a few good professionals.