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"Do you think it'll test mate?" "I'm from a disabled family, I need something reliable that won't break down. Can tell me honestly what the car's like and can you assure me this is absolutely fine?" "Will you deliver it so I can have a look & if I like it we'll possibly do a deal" "I've 2 phones, a Sony XYZ & a Samsung 123, they're both worth more than your car so you can make some money from them, swop m8" "Best price, m8" "Can I bring my mechanic" (What!?!! These fuckers are looking at bangers but can afford to retain a mechanic!) "How much tax is on it?"