My favourite has always been customer collects a Qashqai .. no more than 5 mins later she calls was the anger of a x1000 demon's
"this car is broken already .. the seat belt warning buzzer will not turn off ... if this is what i am to expect from the car i want a full refund.. compensation.. free trip to mexico" (you know the script) "
"No worries Mrs customer come back and lets have a look"
Pull's in with handbag on passenger seat , which was setting the alarm off.... maybe we need to advise of this next time too.. but how much info is too much info .. ?
Anyways she left.. quite embarrassed and the same colour that she had actually been to mexico for a 2 weeks with no sun cream