Hands face space .smile get a job?

[have a word with the wife 299]

Thinking of working for someone else, applied at citroen they wanted 2cvs.

But I am quite good at making sausages, that could be a little business idea, online, send us a pm I'll  send you a link.

Bloke next door is quite successful, he runs a puncture service, just bought a lovely big house, he started from a little flat.

I don't know, it's so quiet round here, paper shop has folded, tv aerial fitters have called in the receivers, watch menders have called it time, locksmiths are doing ok though, key workers i guess.

Anyway just thought I would give you something to smile about, I knew this corona virus would end up in tiers.

Asked in boots other week, is there a cure for this corona virus this woman said "ammonia cleaner " sorry love I said, I thought you were a chemist.

Let me know if your lonely and spending Xmas alone, I need some  chairs 

 

Now go sell some cars .

 

 

[metcars 394]

Reading this is like bad sex! You know what’s going to happen, and how awful it will be, but you still can’t stop yourself!

[David Horgan 564]

9 hours ago, have a word with the wife said:

Thinking of working for someone else, applied at citroen they wanted 2cvs.

But I am quite good at making sausages, that could be a little business idea, online, send us a pm I'll  send you a link.

Bloke next door is quite successful, he runs a puncture service, just bought a lovely big house, he started from a little flat.

I don't know, it's so quiet round here, paper shop has folded, tv aerial fitters have called in the receivers, watch menders have called it time, locksmiths are doing ok though, key workers i guess.

Anyway just thought I would give you something to smile about, I knew this corona virus would end up in tiers.

Asked in boots other week, is there a cure for this corona virus this woman said "ammonia cleaner " sorry love I said, I thought you were a chemist.

Let me know if your lonely and spending Xmas alone, I need some  chairs 

 

Now go sell some cars .

 

 

well that made me laugh at least this morning as i locked the customers OUT