Expecting retail money back OMG

[David Horgan 564]

Had two calls today , yep TWO on same subject .

Hello I bought a car off you last year , One in Aug one in Oct 18 

Both want to sell me their cars back , not refund as no complaints , just want to sell their cars as one is planning to buy a house , one is moving to London .

Turns out that they want the full retail price back they paid for it 

One was £9,495 bought in August last year on Finance  HIM " I had a 3k px and £6,495 on finance " so when I come do you pay the finance off and give ME the 3k or does the finance send the 3k to me  OMG 

Me  "whats the point of me buying the car at what you bought for ? Him " its what you do isnt it , sell cars  

Had to explain the meaning of PROFIT 

 

Half hour later I get another call " hello its Olly , Hello Olly how can I help ? Need to sell my car I bought last Oct cos I'm working in London from next week  , When can I bring it back ? me , How much you looking for then , er £3,995 cos that's what i paid you 

 

Oh and to top it off , some pratt brought her car back for her headlight to be replaced on warranty , BUT WE didn't sell the car  to you did we , No she goes but the other place is shut , ME !!! that's because they are in Spain for two weeks  So your not going to do it then she says , NO,  unless you pay us , I'll leave it then and storms out 

Must be mad peoples day out today , so after explaining the meaning of profit AGAIN twice and refusing warranty on someone else's car I'm going home , its windy raining and I'm hungry 

Always tomorrow  

[Mark101 536]

That is unbeliveable but very funny 

[It's me 615]

ive had a week of nutters

im just glad im home

couldn't take much more

[David Horgan 564]

3 minutes ago, Mark101 said:

That is unbeliveable but very funny 

Just to top it off Mark .

I'm JUST locking up and phone goes .

Hello my battery went flat last night and the KEY  code doesn't work so my CD player isnt working . 

WELL TRY THE BLOODY RADIO CODE THEN 

 

[Mark101 536]

4 minutes ago, David Horgan said:

Just to top it off Mark .

I'm JUST locking up and phone goes .

Hello my battery went flat last night and the KEY  code doesn't work so my CD player isnt working . 

WELL TRY THE BLOODY RADIO CODE THEN 

 

This is the reason I use a VOIP system - at a certain time each day, calls automatically route to a voicemail saying "we are closed, leave a message and we will call you back upon reopening."

These people will buy a car from a main dealer and pay £30,40,50K+ and accept that they close at 5 or 6pm - us independents, they think they own us - which is why I no longer publish my mobile number - just a VOIP landline which gets routed to my mobile.  I also call out from my mobile via VOIP, so it appears as a landline number and I can be anywhere in the world but it looks like a proper business number.

Voicemail when I chose not to take calls.

Edited March 16, 2019 by Mark101

[JDM1983 28]

They don’t get the concept of depreciation or cost of sale either then...madness

[David Horgan 564]

3 minutes ago, JDM1983 said:

They don’t get the concept of depreciation or cost of sale either then...madness

Just wait till you get into the madness  You will be writing a book like the rest of us  

The best comment I like is  " I know you need to earn a BIT on top " and they mean a bit too £50/£100 is their meaning of bit to earn , and that's the clever ones . 

Funny old world nowdays 

[Mark101 536]

Just now, David Horgan said:

Just wait till you get into the madness  You will be writing a book like the rest of us  

The best comment I like is  " I know you need to earn a BIT on top " and they mean a bit too £50/£100 is their meaning of bit to earn , and that's the clever ones . 

Funny old world nowdays 

I had a mate who asked if I would sell his 66 plate Fiesta Eco Boost for him.  I said Eco Boost, no thanks.  He said, but you can keep anything you make over £10k for yourself 

[David Horgan 564]

2 minutes ago, Mark101 said:

I had a mate who asked if I would sell his 66 plate Fiesta Eco Boost for him.  I said Eco Boost, no thanks.  He said, but you can keep anything you make over £10k for yourself 

How super generous of him  wonder if he would shell out the warranty costs when it went BANG after you lost money on it 

[Mark101 536]

Just now, David Horgan said:

How super generous of him  wonder if he would shell out the warranty costs when it went BANG after you lost money on it 

Exactly what I told him - oh, and he said there was no financial interest in the car - HPI said different.

He knows all about the overheating issue and I made a point of telling him, I wouldn't even give him £5k.

[DHill 16]

Must be one of them days.. 

I just had a call on a car I've just advertised yesterday for 8.5k and his first words were 'I know you've bought that off a private seller as I was going to buy it, you must have paid 7k so I'll give you 7.5k and you've got yourself a quick sale'

They think we work for free.

[David Horgan 564]

Hasn't got Finance interest  

I never buy off friends or relatives or sell to them either .

NEVER 

 

[trade vet 702]

People are just becoming more and more stupid.Every day you seem to hear and see things which are just stupid.Is it technology that is causing this,they appear to run their life based on social media influencers.We had someone last week requesting a PCP deal because their friend had one.They could not grasp the difference between renting and owning a car.

[David Horgan 564]

1 minute ago, DHill said:

Must be one of them days.. 

I just had a call on a car I've just advertised yesterday for 8.5k and his first words were 'I know you've bought that off a private seller as I was going to buy it, you must have paid 7k so I'll give you 7.5k and you've got yourself a quick sale'

They think we work for free.

Oh My God they are all out today 

Your so greedy wanting to earn a living and not taking the nice mans offer , He wanted you to take the risk , warrant the car , clean and inspect it , MOT it Service it , and present it for sale for £50 profit , wasn't he generous , and you would have had a quick 50 quid too , 

[NOACROSS 414]

1 hour ago, David Horgan said:

Had two calls today , yep TWO on same subject .

Hello I bought a car off you last year , One in Aug one in Oct 18 

Both want to sell me their cars back , not refund as no complaints , just want to sell their cars as one is planning to buy a house , one is moving to London .

Turns out that they want the full retail price back they paid for it 

One was £9,495 bought in August last year on Finance  HIM " I had a 3k px and £6,495 on finance " so when I come do you pay the finance off and give ME the 3k or does the finance send the 3k to me  OMG 

Me  "whats the point of me buying the car at what you bought for ? Him " its what you do isnt it , sell cars  

Had to explain the meaning of PROFIT 

 

Half hour later I get another call " hello its Olly , Hello Olly how can I help ? Need to sell my car I bought last Oct cos I'm working in London from next week  , When can I bring it back ? me , How much you looking for then , er £3,995 cos that's what i paid you 

 

Oh and to top it off , some pratt brought her car back for her headlight to be replaced on warranty , BUT WE didn't sell the car  to you did we , No she goes but the other place is shut , ME !!! that's because they are in Spain for two weeks  So your not going to do it then she says , NO,  unless you pay us , I'll leave it then and storms out 

Must be mad peoples day out today , so after explaining the meaning of profit AGAIN twice and refusing warranty on someone else's car I'm going home , its windy raining and I'm hungry 

Always tomorrow  

Wow. I’ve heard some crazy talk but....this is premier league stupid. 

[Mark101 536]

I had a call off someone who just said - I would like to come and test drive your Audi TTS.  

I said we only do test drives after we have agreed a sale and a deposit paid.  He said that’s fine, can I have my deposit back after the test drive.  I said no (I could tell he was a young test pilot on a jolly).

So glad I have learned to suss people after having my fair share of messers.

[BHM 994]

Saturday teatime & the phone starts. As is the norm at this time of day they all want to meander down “Sometime tomorrow, for a look”. “Sorry, I’m closed”, which is another way of saying NO FUCKING CHANCE!!

My blood pressure dealing with Sunday tyrekickers would be through the roof - we’ll see how keen they are to visit on the other 6 days of the week.

[justina3 518]

Had a phone call yesterday, hi I was going to come and see your 107 but it’s raining, I replied yes madam it is but the car is under cover to which she replied that’s still no good I will get wet at some point. 

I agreed and advised she stay tucked up until summer and she hung up how rude. 

[Arfur Dealy 823]

54 minutes ago, twerp said:

Must be the day for it. 

I even had a close friend kindly offer me £50 'commission' to take a day out and buy him a banger

Really wow !!!

[Tony911 79]

5 hours ago, David Horgan said:

Hasn't got Finance interest  

I never buy off friends or relatives or sell to them either .

NEVER 

 

Best way I don't entertain family and friends 

[It's me 615]

37 minutes ago, Tony911 said:

Best way I don't entertain family and friends 

i have in the past and it ended badly real badly

if you are new to this job learn,never take 12 pieces from family it will end with no supper

[Dave2302 387]

1 hour ago, tradex said:

this x100!

Yep, I think we've all been their done that and got the T Shirt, gave that lark up when I was in my early 20's

[Rory RSC 596]

Friends and Family - You almost have to charge them more than anyone else let alone do mates rates. Never hear the end of it and they are never grateful. 

Had a few of these lately who bought from places within the last few months/ weeks ( this always makes me suspicious) and they don't mind losing a few hundred quid. 

If you make that much of a mistake on the second biggest purchase you are likely to make in life its probably going to cost a little ,more than that.

Edited March 17, 2019 by Rory RSC

[Nick M.K. 574]

15 hours ago, twerp said:

I even had a close friend kindly offer me £50 'commission' to take a day out and buy him a banger

Your friends PAY you to find them cars? Mine almost expect everything for free AND will say stuff like "Look at how shiny and clean your other cars are" with a tone that suggests theirs should've been fully prepped also. 

 

[Dave2302 387]

21 hours ago, twerp said:

I was more insulted that he thought I would provide a days work for £50, when he clearly wouldn't entertain it himself.

Yes, this /\ /\ /\ 

Most of these fucktards have good earning jobs and wouldn't get out of bed for less than £250 a day, but because you are a mate / relly they expect you to

I don't like most of my relatives, I have thousands of acquaintances (both business and pleasure), and a handful of very good friends.

I would sell anything to / repair anything for the acquaintances, at my Retail ££££££££s ...................

The family that I really like & my few good friends, if I thought they really needed it, I'd do it for nowt, have done when need arises ................

But they know that and wouldn't expect me too, so they don't ask !! ................ Also, I know they would and have done the same for me   

Edited March 18, 2019 by Dave2302