metcars 394 Posted October 8, 2017 21 minutes ago, twerp said: No white English Only they usually have the ability to combine family/financial resources in such a way as to make these things work well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
have a word with the wife 299 Posted October 8, 2017 On 07/10/2017 at 0:20 PM, twerp said: They have been around for over 10 years under different names, they source purely from BCA. I think everything is sold on a scrap invoice now. Old name was Sterling Cars, Reading. Is why the trades got a bad name, withdrawing consumer rights, but ! scroll to bottom of advert [ not that many customers do that ] and we see = Returns will be accepted as per the requirements of the Consumer Rights Act 2015 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ik1980 11 Posted October 9, 2017 I don't know how he sells on ebay, he must get enough time wasters and no shows etc... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHM 994 Posted October 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, ik1980 said: I don't know how he sells on ebay, he must get enough time wasters and no shows etc... He must get absolutely tortured. I guess he takes it on the chin & simply relists. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted October 9, 2017 the car has now attracted several offers and I'm led to believe Mumsy and Basher are currently en route, i think they may have died in a car crash as that was Saturday, no mind as Imzy (sic) will give me £1800 as thats what it should be priced at (innit) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHM 994 Posted October 9, 2017 42 minutes ago, andymc1973 said: the car has now attracted several offers and I'm led to believe Mumsy and Basher are currently en route, i think they may have died in a car crash as that was Saturday, no mind as Imzy (sic) will give me £1800 as thats what it should be priced at (innit) Haha, I've a very cheap diesel Auris & the idiots are torturing me - they sound like similar people. An Asian gentleman on the phone offered me a p/x, every time I asked a question on the car he asked someone in the background, and then trotted out the answer - he didn't even know whether it was petrol or diesel. Anyhow £900 will buy his 2004 Peugeot 306, 140K miles, in London (surprise, surprise) - PM me if you want this nutters phone no. I had some greedy white trash out to see it today - in a 2000 Golf Tdi "the best car I've ever owned son" It seems he was expecting a brand new Toyota, but then apparently you can buy "mint" 2007 low mileage Golf diesels for £1450 on a Sunday night on eBay after I'd said they were £2500-3000 cars. Me: Why didn't you buy it. HIM: Cos I missed out on it. Me: So you hadn't seen it? Him: No. Me: How do you know it was mint then? Him: Cos it said on the advert. Me: You now been priced conditioned & you now expect a minter for £1500. You're obviously a Golf man so we'll leave it at that. Good luck in your search. What a fucking day - I should of stayed in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted October 9, 2017 do these wankers ever buy a car? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
It's me 609 Posted October 10, 2017 2 hours ago, tradex said: ....sadly my technical hotline is for customers not messers. same here but it took me a long time and i can still be a fool occasionaly i particularly like nice puppies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted October 10, 2017 At last, can you believe Mumsy's car is on the list and the NMR must have slipped his mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted October 10, 2017 or it was checked with a different mileage at another valuation, its the fact they are fucking liars annoys me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CJ Underhill 34 Posted October 10, 2017 On 08/10/2017 at 1:15 PM, Dan W said: wish I could write this about some of the retail stuff I have in right now haha Has anybody seen some of the stuff advertised at Farmers Matlock? I like to have a read on a quite day when i need cheering up. I'll happy buy who ever writes the adverts a pint 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan W 57 Posted October 10, 2017 3 hours ago, CJ Underhill said: Has anybody seen some of the stuff advertised at Farmers Matlock? I like to have a read on a quite day when i need cheering up. I'll happy buy who ever writes the adverts a pint Alfa Romeo SPIDER. Just like the Real Thing, Horrible, Black and Ugly. £SOLD. Offers!!!!! HAHA ^ love it from their website. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
It's me 609 Posted October 10, 2017 Good Straight Example Of One Of The Worst Cars Ever Made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparky 274 Posted October 11, 2017 19 hours ago, CJ Underhill said: Has anybody seen some of the stuff advertised at Farmers Matlock? I like to have a read on a quite day when i need cheering up. I'll happy buy who ever writes the adverts a pint Great find. One of the best car descriptions I've ever read was done by a local dealer to me years ago before tinternet, still makes me chuckle to this day. 'This car has done more miles than Judith Charmers and looks just as bad'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparky 274 Posted October 11, 2017 1 minute ago, tradex said: That orange Citroen Pluriel would be right up her back alley then. As the actress said to the bishop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted November 1, 2017 Ok to update: numerous emails with regards to part exchanging, 3 cars clocked and 4 on the list, all didn't realise and it was "news to them", 6 lots (not sure what the collective is) en route from various areas beginning with B who never showed, my personal fave was Mumzy who was 2 mins away at 9pm and then vanished, at least Bash had the grace to vanish around Leeds, we then had a guy send the AA out to check the car, they stated no issues and good order throughout, he then wanted money off and when I refused walked away, a chap test drove the car yesterday and proclaimed gear box on the way out and could I take it to his mechanic who'd check it over... I have just had "Brian" on the phone who can't speak a word of the Queens but understands price is fixed I am thoroughly demoralised and would love to know who sells cars to these utter cock sockets Thes people would have have you right over without a second thought, utterly hideous rogues and cheaters and thats being kind, I've just Brian i have decided to put hens in the car rather than sell him it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arfur Dealy 823 Posted November 1, 2017 Bradford..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHM 994 Posted November 1, 2017 Andy, it’s absolutely friggin desperate at the moment & about 99% of callers are horrible, lying, bullshitting scum. I had a cheap diesel Auris & was tortured by utter subhuman cretins until it eventually went. I feel your pain cos I’ve had a slightly scruffy but low mileage diesel Golf Plus for bloody months & a few weeks ago I cut the legs off the price. Almost every day I get another VW twat who intends “coming tomorrow”, the VW war cry of “cambelt” is ringing in my ears & the usual Yorkshire-Asain accent telling me it’s got to be cheaper cos it’s for his sister/uncle/friend. I’ve had about 6 or 7 telling me not to sell it cos they’re coming for it in a few days - I have never spoken to so many pathetic big talkers. DEMORALISED is defo the word this week! PS I assume sockets should read suckers?? PPS A caller on the VW said he’d pay me if I “just dropped it off” for him - “I’m only 100 miles away” he insists. Bloody “Taffy” lives in Cardiff which is almost a 600 mike round trip!! This idiot thought I’d set off without checking the miles & just laughed about it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andymc1973 199 Posted November 1, 2017 I can remember talking to trading standards and they advise not buying a car from Bradford Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arfur Dealy 823 Posted November 1, 2017 1 hour ago, BHM said: subhuman Love it.....along with Bottom Feeders... Keep yer chin up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arfur Dealy 823 Posted November 2, 2017 1 hour ago, tradex said: Cock socket works just as well though and will be phrase of the week down here Ok, give us some descriptions of a "cock socket" ...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHM 994 Posted November 2, 2017 Hahaha, come to think about it Andy may have actually meant “socket”. As a socket is something that receives something else I suppose something that receives cocks must be a complete & utter errr...henhouse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.gif.f588d3d914825b414e7ea9a8fb8a7afe.gif)
