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    1 hour ago, Rory RSC said:

    Just my advice, particularly if you are knew to it.   I can qualify well now but couldn't have 6 or 12 months into the job and treated every lead and every person as if they could or would buy.

    And I bet you remember that sinking feeling because in your mind you’d hyped-up every viewing to be a sale. 

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    3 hours ago, Rory RSC said:

    Sometimes with family its just not worth getting involved someone always has an opinion and thinks you are ripping them off. I get that.

    Absolutely. Even if you work for £100 a bonnet some fucker (perhaps a relative you last saw last century) will have a negative opinion. 

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    2 hours ago, smltd said:

    What I forgot to mention guys is that I only sell sports and performance cars. Stock of 5 - 6. I'm still fresh, only started a few years back and still building up the business.

    And as BHM mentioned in one of my previous posts about test drives is absolutely true: anything even remotely sporty has always attracted the gimps, penniless, dreamers & bullshitters like moths to a lamp.

     

     

     

    Tbh as you’re selling sporty stuff I’d say dealing with timewasters & dreamers is part of the game.

    You’ll get used to weeding some of them out but initially you’ve got to appear welcoming. Sending a list of instructions like that will put off 99% of people. It’d even put me off!

    Personally I like to speak to people, I’ll verbally ‘square them up’ & if they sound wishy washy I won’t book a viewing, but most folk are fine once you’ve mastered the art of knowing how to ‘read’ people.

    Basically what I’m saying is you can gently say the things you’ve outlined, but an email formally instructing them is OTT in my opinion.

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    Pain In The Arse.

    Although I don’t deal in 40K Porsches it’s always the punters that you bend over backwards for that fuck you about. Nowadays I have a set way of working & if the customer wants more they can jog on. 

  13. Posted

    One man band & I’ve only got a handful advertised but enquiries are through the roof, shed loads of arseholes & the bottom dollar brigade are out in force, sales are hard to come because prices are fixed. 

    The private man is getting left behind on price but he doesn’t realise the next wave of cars we are buying today & advertising over the next few weeks after prep will be even higher. 

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    It could also be from the Armed Forces overseas vat exemption scheme. Basically it’s squaddies buying UK spec cars abroad cheaper.

    When I’ve had them I didn’t mention anything in the advert & ensured all of the dates on the adverts are correct. However I do mention it in passing when the customer has a raging hard-on for the car & we are going through the paperwork.

    I often find the log book will only say the manufacturer which confuses the auto-populated boxes on the advertisers websites so check everything including model, number of seats, doors etc.
     

    Finally, as long as the car has been insured in the UK the customer should not have a problem getting insured as the car is already correct on the insurance database.

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    16 hours ago, D&M said:

    Having said that.... We got a handheld Autel one that cost about £80. My knowledge goes as far as checking the codes, deleting them, a good drive and see what comes back - then straight up to the mechanic to fix it.

    +1

    On 1/2/2022 at 10:37 AM, metcars said:

    But ultimately, let your mechanic invest in diagnostic equipment and spend his money on the tools. 

    +1.

    Bearing in mind I don’t get my hands dirty, tbh on the old shite I sell my OBD reader does most of what I want. I think I paid £30 on eBay about 15 years ago.

    From what I’ve seen the average £200-300 machines aren’t anything special. If you ain’t spending thousands on one you might as well just buy a cheap piece of shit that reads & clears codes prior to dropping off the car at your mechanic. 

    Tbh whatever machine you’ve got you need the knowledge to interpret what the code refers too - let’s be honest, the most expensive machine ain’t worth a wank if it’s in the hands of an imbecile or someone as green as grass.

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    2 hours ago, David Horgan said:

    Not at 9.30 pm i hope . :blink:

    Yes. However needless to say this pillock hasn’t managed to phone during normal hours, they never do, it’s the typical timewaster’s automatic knee-jerk reaction to seeing an advert - they want IMMEDIATE gratification & fuck any pretence towards decency or courtesy. I’m afraid I’ve dealt with the public for far too long to dance to their contrary tune.

  19. Posted

    For some reason I’ve had plenty of the midnight email crowd asking me to phone them back sometime :rolleyes:

    Last night someone left an answerphone message at 9.25pm saying he realised it was late but he’s interested in a car so he’ll phone tomorrow (in my experience these arseholes never phone the next day). Then 30 seconds later he phoned again to say he realises its late but is there now any chance he could “come for a look”.

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    2 hours ago, Anglo9 said:

      'I'm interested in your car , you can contact me back on Timewaster@hotmail.com'

    :lol::lol:

    or better still those timewasters who email their phone no. asking you to call them :rolleyes: but can’t phone you. I can only assume they’ve no credit on their Giff Gaff account or they like to feel their business is being chased. 

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  24. Posted

    This is 100% fraudulent misrepresentation.  However it doesn’t help that you’ve messed about for ages before identifying the act of misrepresentation.

    The only way you’ll get any joy is through the courts & I guess the moment the summons hits their desk is the same moment they’ll close your account.

    1 hour ago, David Horgan said:

    i think your going to struggle if your out of sure check timing Greg . 

    hard as that seems but thats how they will go with it .

    good luck though , BBA reman for the ECU repair if needed . 

    Lease customers dirty sly games that is  , cant see the lease company or manhiem tiger sealing EML lights  , Lots of lease customers don't ever look after a car in my opinion , not that many owners do though either 

    +1

  25. Posted

    I’ve just renewed with Auto-Aid but EVERY year the policy becomes less attractive.

    It used to be cheap back-up but now it’s about £60 (I know, not a king’s ransom but it’s been hiked up over the last few years, it used to be about half that) & the latest restriction is they only cover cars up to 15yrs old unless you cough up another £15.

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